I'm not THAT ugly...I'm not THAT short. But, I'm PRETTY ugly and short. My dad says dat if I don't get married soon, he's gonna kick me out of the house which means I would have to reside in my '76 Buick Le Sabre (a plethora of space though - ample car). I have a bad back, a wrinkly thingy, and smell like worn gym socks. Also, I am relatively old, living with my parents, and working at Del Taco. But, I am THE nite time asst. manager though...so don't mess! I am in full charge of the drive-thru window.
One more thing, I only have one bill that I have to pay for (b/c my parents pay for the rest), and dat is my cell phone bill which I could easily pay with my check from Del Taco. Just to let you know, only 7 of the 10 employees at my work own a cell phone. Not to be ostentatious, but I consider myself fairly successful for today's standards.
My Ideal Person:
Someone who will enjoy dining out at a fancy restaurant like Denny's once in a while - believe me I could afford it at least once a week as long as we don't order any drinks! Someone who will enjoy long moonlit walks along the railroad tracks - the sound of trains is sooooo romantic (Hoo! Hoo!). And someone who will appreciate the aesthetics of graffiti that permeate our intricate freeways while listening to my walkman - I have M.C. Hammer on cassette (and a headset with stereo sound!). Essentially, someone who similarly enjoys elegant dining, romantic getaways, and fine art and music. If u don't appreciate the modern renaissance man, I ask dat u pls seek someone who is in a lower social/occupational echelon, exempli gratia, a McDonald's employee.
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