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humor
It is slimy/snotty with about the same consistency as a ripe persimmon. Apparently
this stuff is good for ... |
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9/20/2007 9:42 am |
delyon, 55 M
12/25/2006 3:08 am
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what is a sellfish people
what is a sellfish people
... |
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29 |
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5.00 |
12/25/2006 3:08 am |
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The Elephant
Mark and his wife took their young son for his first visit
to the circus, and by chance, their seats were next to the
elephant pen. When Mark left to buy popcorn, the boy piped
up, "Mom!!! what's ... |
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50 |
6 |
1.37 |
12/17/2006 6:36 am |
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How do you look at a women
1. Do you look at her eyes.
2. Do you look at her lip.
3. Do you look at her hair.
4. Do you look at her nose.
5. Do you look at her neck. ...
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7 |
1.77 |
12/11/2006 12:13 am |
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- Mother -
An oldie, but classic~ Gotta love those Bud Light Commercials.
... |
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12/10/2006 1:19 pm |
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Cute!~
I thought these would cheer up some of the women out there:
Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - ... |
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2.61 |
11/30/2006 6:35 am |
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The Horse Race
Horses Racing Today....
1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Smooth Thighs
8. Big ... |
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32 |
5 |
2.82 |
11/28/2006 7:26 am |
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Sunburned!
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets
horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly
admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns.
He was already ... |
2 |
48 |
5 |
2.16 |
11/9/2006 11:56 pm |
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The big game hunter.
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone
about his hunting skills.
The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute
that.
But then he said ... |
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14 |
1 |
1.10 |
11/5/2006 5:16 am |
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The old lady and the bank president.
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning
with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account
and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because,
she said, ... |
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19 |
1 |
5.00 |
11/5/2006 4:46 am |
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The Diet
An extremely obese woman shows up at her doctor's office
crying and claims that she has tried every possible way
to lose weight, all to no avail. She continues to sob,
"My husband won't ... |
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8 |
0 |
0.00 |
11/5/2006 4:19 am |
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Abbott and Costello Discover Computers
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello,
and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate
this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our
computers, ... |
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25 |
3 |
0.98 |
11/5/2006 3:41 am |
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Ah
Humor is one of the main thing when you meet a girl, don t you ... |
1 |
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6 |
1.37 |
10/9/2006 4:24 am |
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The Putt
A father, son and grandson go out to the country club for
their
weekly round of golf. Just as they reach the first tee, a
beautiful
young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approaches ... |
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0.00 |
9/30/2006 10:30 pm |
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Old guys have the hots too!
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl
in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" he
exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old man"
she replied. "I want to feel your ... |
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11 |
0 |
0.00 |
9/30/2006 1:24 am |
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When a girl misses you...
When you break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
you run into eachother 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a ... |
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56 |
21 |
3.50 |
9/25/2006 7:27 pm |
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When a Guy Misses You...
When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm ... |
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22 |
7 |
5.33 |
9/25/2006 7:25 pm |
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What's in a name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look
on his face.
'Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm'?
'Because he was conceived during a mighty storm',
she said.
... |
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16 |
2 |
2.42 |
8/18/2006 11:28 pm |
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Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
... |
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1.10 |
8/16/2006 11:38 pm |
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Women and Titties
Women with big tits ...
..can get a taxi on the worst days
..have men give them the best seats on a bus.
..have a neat place to carry spare change
..have ... |
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20 |
0 |
0.00 |
8/16/2006 11:33 pm |
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The Husband Store!
I received this as an e-mail:
The Husband Store!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions ... |
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5.58 |
8/5/2006 9:10 pm |
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read that:
one of my life-mottos:
If I had no sense of humor
I should long ago have commited suicide.
... |
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7/31/2006 12:19 pm |
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Proof That Girls Are Evil
First we state girls require time & money.
Girls = Time x money
And as we all know "time is money".
Time = money
Therefore:
Girls = ... |
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46 |
12 |
4.39 |
7/6/2006 9:08 am |
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A rednecks guide to dating etiquette.
1. Do not enter your date in a female mud-wrestling contest
without asking her permission.
2. Do not refer to your hunting dog as "the other woman
in your life."
3. Do not mention your ... |
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36 |
4 |
2.86 |
6/7/2006 10:14 pm |
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So... concering BonDaeGi
I take it you guys have seen this right?
Little silkworm larva boiling in their own jucies? being
sold by ajima on the street corners...
I tried them once on a date, on the suggestion of said ... |
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1 |
2.40 |
4/26/2006 12:26 am |
321033, 28 M
1/13/2006 2:41 pm
5
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Humour in a relationship
Has anyone else ever been in a relationship, where the sense
of humour is difficult to get accross? either through language
barrier, or just a difference in your sense of humour?
<br>
I ... |
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57 |
8 |
2.78 |
1/13/2006 2:41 pm |
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Great response
The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their
master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you
doing? How dare you do this to ... |
2 |
157 |
17 |
4.96 |
1/11/2006 5:44 am |
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Too much Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly
speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how does he do it.
The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting
nervous On the ... |
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298 |
27 |
6.08 |
1/11/2006 4:43 am |
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story?
So it wasn't long ago when I had an exprience... or should
I say experiment? Well, in any case it was a moment I will
never forget. The scenario played out like this and yes,
you dont have to ... |
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82 |
11 |
1.11 |
9/2/2005 2:59 pm |
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Kindergarten
Did you realize that everything we needed to know, we learned
in kindergarten? . . . "Boys are Stupid!"
<br>
I'm just kidding - this is the relationship humor section
after all.
... |
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133 |
22 |
2.05 |
7/28/2005 9:02 pm |
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you must be careful
I believe that people should be careful in meeting people
they met while chatting. In this world of trouble, violence,
and differences, people should be aware and take cautious
measures. I think ... |
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83 |
7 |
1.51 |
6/13/2005 11:55 pm |
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Time and More Time
How much time should a person wait until he/she begin their
next relationship? I have waited over ten years, and can't
find my soulmate. Is this carma or destiny to wait for the
perfect person. In ... |
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107 |
11 |
2.79 |
4/16/2005 8:01 pm |
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Woman is like a map
I read CapLion's article "The Ages of Man &
Woman" and like the man's part. Bravo, it is excellent.
I came across an article a few years ago in Europe that reads
as follow:
<br>
... |
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122 |
11 |
3.35 |
3/3/2005 12:06 am |
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Stamina 2
I have over-heard a conversation bwtween a man and a woman
(believe that they were newly met and talked about relationship
and stamina) in a bar.
<br>
QUOTE
<br>
The man ... |
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148 |
11 |
2.05 |
2/22/2005 8:23 pm |
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Stamina
Three guys were drinking in the bar and they BS....their
stamina.
The first guy said, "I'm three days one time."
The second guy said, "I'm one day three times."
The other two said, "Wow! That ... |
1 |
125 |
8 |
2.78 |
2/21/2005 5:48 pm |
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AN AMAZING DISCOVERY!
AN AMAZING DISCOVERY!
German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered
small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for
a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans ... |
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276 |
20 |
5.29 |
12/27/2004 12:00 am |
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ONE IN THE EYE FOR BIGOTRY
ONE IN THE EYE FOR BIGOTRY
There was an elderly widow who lived in a large mansion.
She was feeling generous when it came to Thanksgiving,
so she called up the local military base, and asked to ... |
0 |
126 |
6 |
3.93 |
12/27/2004 12:00 am |
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THINGS YOU'D NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN AMERICAN SAY
THINGS YOU'D NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN AMERICAN SAY
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
Do you think my hair is too big?
... |
2 |
236 |
21 |
3.00 |
12/27/2004 12:00 am |
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USEFUL PHRASES FOR BACKPACKERS IN THE MIDDLE EAST
USEFUL PHRASES FOR BACKPACKERS IN THE MIDDLE EAST
1 Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan.
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
2 Khrel, Jepaheh Maneh Va Jayeii Amrikahey
I will tell you ... |
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166 |
14 |
3.78 |
12/27/2004 12:00 am |
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Love Hurts!
Two old ladies into thier eighties were peeking into a hole
in thier apartment wall; watching a young couple working
up a real sweat. One of ladies says, "My how they remind
me of those hot and ... |
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323 |
10 |
1.00 |
8/23/2004 12:00 am |
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words of wisdom from grandpa
This should once again confirm that the most important
information
in your life wont come from a teacher , the library, or the
internet
but from a mentor, and on a very personal level.
My ... |
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269 |
8 |
2.32 |
6/10/2004 12:00 am |
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firm THIS up
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed
this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."
While this was on the ... |
1 |
223 |
21 |
6.59 |
6/10/2004 12:00 am |
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At the supermarket
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up
a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.
Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.
Finally he went to ... |
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462 |
52 |
5.43 |
6/6/2004 12:00 am |
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TRUTH IN THE INNOCENCE OF YOUTH
A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said,
"I've lost my dad!"
The copper said, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"
<br>
From comedy-zone ... |
0 |
438 |
9 |
1.72 |
6/6/2004 12:00 am |
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DRIVING HOME ONE AFTERNOON
DRIVING HOME ONE AFTERNOON
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving
above the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and
notices a police car with its red lights. He ... |
0 |
614 |
60 |
6.25 |
6/6/2004 12:00 am |
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THE VOICE
THE VOICE
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop!
Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall
down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and
a big ... |
2 |
413 |
33 |
5.81 |
6/6/2004 12:00 am |
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Bigger is Better
Che Boram decides to take a trip to Texas to visit his favorite
cousin one day. As he sits down in the plane, he says, "Wow,
the seats are really big here." The person next to
him turns to him and ... |
0 |
262 |
65 |
4.64 |
3/18/2004 12:00 am |
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Language Barriers
A Russian, a Saudi, a North Korean and a New Yorker are walking
down the street.
<br>
A pollster stops them and asks, "Excuse me, what is
your opinion of the meat shortage?"
... |
2 |
363 |
55 |
5.51 |
3/18/2004 12:00 am |
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You Might've Stayed in Korea Too Long If...
You are immune to the smell of "the kimchi breath."
You no longer come to a complete stop at the stop sign and
you never yield the right-of-way.
You can pick up a single strand of noodles ... |
6 |
474 |
82 |
7.18 |
3/18/2004 12:00 am |
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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
(and what they actually mean)
<br>
10.I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
<br> ...
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2 |
466 |
67 |
6.51 |
2/23/2004 12:00 am |
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Top 10 rejection lines given by Men
Top 10 rejection lines given by Men
(and what they actually mean.)
<br>
10.I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)
<br>
9.There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ... |
0 |
260 |
42 |
4.93 |
2/23/2004 12:00 am |
xrhee1, 33 M
7/11/2003 12:00 am
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Breaking-up Advice!
Be honest with the person you are trying to break-up. If
she is not fulfilling her part of the deal, then you tell
her that she isn't doing her duties. Honestly, who
does want to be with such ... |
0 |
420 |
18 |
1.35 |
7/11/2003 12:00 am |
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you and me in the sand
If only you told me you loved me
I would never have let you go
If only you showed me how much you cared
We would be together until the end.
<br>
We may write our names on window ... |
0 |
136 |
29 |
3.44 |
7/15/2002 12:00 am |
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Why do we need men?
Why do we need men?
Because a vibrator can`t mow the ... |
0 |
135 |
85 |
4.85 |
5/2/2002 12:00 am |
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The Broken Heart
<br>
I had just put the finishing touches on the little rag doll
I was making when my telephone rang. It was my beautiful
but impatient daughter. ?Mom, what?s going on with you now? ... |
0 |
208 |
33 |
3.88 |
4/22/2002 12:00 am |
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staying inside the cabinet!
my boyfriend stays in an apartment, between two other apartments..i
visit him during off hours..and we go ending up in the heated
matress. but the problem is his bed makes strange sounds
and ... |
0 |
88 |
19 |
1.94 |
4/14/2002 12:00 am |
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if you love someone
if you love someone you should love them for life.
loves nothing to play about with its not a thing you can just
keep playing like a game.
ppl are left in pain and alone with kids.
you should ... |
0 |
73 |
79 |
5.43 |
2/15/2002 12:00 am |
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condoms...is this thing on?
Ok seriously whats up with people being humiliated with
buying condoms..theres nothing wrong with it and in all
reality everyone that sees u is like "hey that person is
gonna get some" which ... |
0 |
94 |
51 |
3.75 |
1/25/2002 12:00 am |
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CONDOM BUYING FOR DUMMIES
Jake was 18, and had been dating his 16 year old girlfriend
for about 3 months. Jake and Sarah disgused having sex and
decided that on thier 3 month anniversary, was the time
to express thier ... |
0 |
85 |
114 |
6.84 |
1/15/2002 12:00 am |
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FRANKness
Just look at my eyes
and tell me what's wrong...
You must understand that
it can't takes a long
We are were one heart
We are were one soul
Why, tell me, baby
You looks now so ... |
0 |
97 |
33 |
0.21 |
1/4/2002 12:00 am |
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Take better care in 2002 New year! Hey.Like
Thanks for you next reply, happy in New 2002 year.
As the aids exceed sixty millions , take better care sometimes please!
If you success idea is in friendship, friend is not alone,one follow ... |
0 |
74 |
13 |
0.63 |
12/28/2001 12:00 am |
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what does syota means love for a "short-time"
What does "syota" means ?
First, lets have some thoughts to ponder...
<br>
Yesterday~Today~Tomorrow
<br>
Yesterday I met a stranger...
Today this stranger is my friend.
Had ... |
0 |
312 |
38 |
4.90 |
11/23/2001 12:00 am |
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Why men get out of bed!
A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out
of bed in the middle of the night. <br>
5% said it was to get a glass of water
12% said it was to go to the toilet
83% said it ... |
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263 |
118 |
4.10 |
11/14/2001 12:00 am |
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Friendfinder asseen by me(continuation)
On Friendfinder:FRIENDSHIP leads to ROMANCE ROMANCE
leads to INSPIRATION INSPIRATION advances to ENTHUSIASM
ENTHUSIASM plus true ... |
0 |
35 |
36 |
0.00 |
10/24/2001 12:00 am |
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SURFIN' THE NET
<br>
Preoccupied with my latest session in my Adult Education
Computer Class, I absentmindedly picked up my ringing
telephone and winced when I recognized my beautiful but
shrill ... |
0 |
102 |
20 |
4.53 |
10/23/2001 12:00 am |
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Lessons Learned Living Alone
Slowly, I approached my best friend, Whats-Her-Name
at the library desk where she was hard at work as usual.
?Uh? I have something I want to tell you?.? Whats-her-Name
glared balefully at me ... |
0 |
189 |
31 |
3.72 |
10/13/2001 12:00 am |
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SWEET CHEEKS!
Has anyone ever had a friend that practicly lives in your
home and They come and go as they Please? Don't you just love
it when they just come into your room with out knocking?
Well do I have a ... |
0 |
621 |
82 |
5.52 |
10/5/2001 12:00 am |
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The Secrets of the Universe
I sat down with my blind date and the first thing he did was
looked at me meaningfully, deeply, as if he hoped I would
drown in the blank brown flecks of his dead eyes and said...
"So tell me, ... |
0 |
287 |
54 |
7.05 |
9/16/2001 12:00 am |
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Serendipity Guy...Or Don't Jump In Without Knowing How Deep The Water Is.
?Mom, don?t feel that I?m picking on you; but you must admit
you have some explaining to do.? My beautiful but snippy
daughter picked at me. <br>
?Explaining? What about, Dear?? I asked ... |
0 |
79 |
29 |
4.84 |
9/4/2001 12:00 am |
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The total losers guide to dinner dating - for the girls
First dates...wow....they can be as painful as an ingrown
toenail.... There are a couple of rules, which if followed, will guarantee
you dont go home alone. So, following is a list of ... |
0 |
169 |
57 |
0.64 |
8/1/2001 12:00 am |
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Relationship Rules to Live Together by
"Relationship rules to live together by", as authored
by men. (Please feel free to supplement) <br>
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it ... |
1 |
308 |
178 |
7.56 |
7/30/2001 12:00 am |
kaloz,
7/29/2001 12:00 am
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Grampa's dating advise
When I was a young man, still unwise in the ways of the world.
I told my grandfather that I was going out on a date. He favored
me with the following advice: <br>
Always be a gentleman. ... |
0 |
61 |
86 |
5.85 |
7/29/2001 12:00 am |
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The Well story
Once upon a time , a man was standing by an almost deep well.
He was reapiting : " seven , seven , seven , ... " like a clock
that tick tocks !! Another man happened to pass by the well , when he ... |
0 |
123 |
35 |
1.56 |
7/10/2001 12:00 am |
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Once Upon A Time...
I met a man thru the internet and all seemed fine until we
met. He said that he was in sales. I asked what he sold and
he answered vacuum cleaners. We met for coffee after several
e-mails back ... |
0 |
172 |
53 |
0.00 |
6/10/2001 12:00 am |
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Does Mr. Perfect Really Exist?
My family and friends are at it again. Four years without
a man, okay, two, I did date one guy about two years ago, is
just too long for them. They can?t stand it. They feel this
deep burning ... |
0 |
109 |
69 |
5.31 |
5/22/2001 12:00 am |
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Blind date bloopers
10. Pull up for your date driving a hearse.
9. Shave your head and wear ratty clothes.
8. Bring the neighbor kids and claim them as your own.
7. Immediately ask for money as soon as your ... |
1 |
605 |
113 |
3.06 |
4/30/2001 12:00 am |
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The Weirdest Date
The weirdest date ever - a boy I went on a date with in high
school put his body between his floor board and steering
wheel (dunno why) and got stuck. His face turned all shades
of red and I ... |
0 |
378 |
58 |
0.09 |
4/22/2001 12:00 am |
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Can it get any worse?
You know, I always thought that my best friend had the best
taste in men, and I always trusted her judgement. Then again
I learned the valuable lesson of no blind dates from her
as well. I had ... |
0 |
17 |
32 |
1.46 |
4/4/2001 12:00 am |
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Worlds worst first date!
For all those people who thought they'd had the worst first
date ever. This was on the Jay Leno show on 9-7-99.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing
first date that a woman ... |
0 |
125 |
261 |
8.91 |
4/2/2001 12:00 am |
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first timers
Well I had just about given up, the town where I lived had
a poor selection of woman and most had children at a young
age, not that I couldn?t handle it, I wanted to get ahead
in life. Ya know ... |
0 |
304 |
94 |
0.00 |
3/25/2001 12:00 am |
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Dr Mom
I am just starting to find out that Mom was right and looking
back damm how stupid I was, your parents have done this get
some good advice, take her home for a meet the parents night ...
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0 |
176 |
32 |
0.00 |
3/25/2001 12:00 am |
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Visit to NJ
Frank had an opportunity to go and study in the USA-NJ state
college. On leaving hies home country in africa he promised
his girlfriend that he will be in touch constantly little
did he know that ... |
0 |
141 |
24 |
0.00 |
3/11/2001 12:00 am |
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My First Blind Date
Years ago when personal ad's in the paper were booming.
I came across an interesting ad. So I decided to answer
this ad. This being my first time at answering anything
like this I did not know ... |
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3/5/2001 12:00 am |
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My Second Blind Date
Well my first blind date went so well I thought i would try
a few more from the paper. I get this phone call from
(we will say) Linda. We talked for about an hour descibing
our self and ... |
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3/5/2001 12:00 am |
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Listen to be Heard: A Conversation Primer
<br>
The art of conversation is a skill like any other. When
used, it can be developed and honed to perfection. In the
hands of a master, it can result in much beauty. Fantastic
dates, ... |
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6.15 |
3/4/2001 12:00 am |
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Online Dating
Jack seems fall in love with his online date, after
3 months chattig. The two really have a lot in common
, travel experience, sports, opinions on relationships,etc.
The girl would wait online, ... |
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2.47 |
3/3/2001 12:00 am |
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Bloody Short
No this is not about what you are thinking it is about. I just
wanted to observe that most of the so called "articles"
in this section on Relationship Humor are often one liners
or at best a few ... |
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3/2/2001 12:00 am |
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one mind friendship! ^^
hi+AH4Afg-
nice to meet you!
my name is Sangho Lee in Seoul, Seoth Korea.
i feel coming spring now.
how is there?
<br>
dear friend!
my job is webmaster in a computer company. so ... |
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2/28/2001 12:00 am |
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Five questions men most fear from a woman
Question No 1: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear.
I was just reflecting on what a warm,
wonderful, thoughtful, caring, ... |
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2/24/2001 12:00 am |
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Think before you speak
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys
her a full-length mirror. This does little to help, as now
she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself,
asking him how ... |
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108 |
91 |
7.46 |
2/20/2001 12:00 am |
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About a Hacker
A news reporter on the radio: "A couple of days ago Johnny
Smart the well-known hacker was sentenced by the San Francisco
State Court to 10 years at Lucky Mine prison colony in Alaska.
According ... |
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527 |
18 |
3.53 |
2/19/2001 12:00 am |
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Bill Gates' Spouse Secret
You know what did the young wife of Billy Gates said right
after the first night with her husband? "Oh, at last I got
why your company is called Micro Soft?" ... |
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46 |
5.96 |
2/17/2001 12:00 am |
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NOT AGAIN
I have recently started dating again. And for some reason
every person I know has the perfect man for me to meet. The
last "blind date" I went on really beats all. We had talked
on the phone ... |
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113 |
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2.60 |
2/16/2001 12:00 am |
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Echo of life
*****************The Echo of Life******************
<br>
A man and his son were walking in the forest.
Suddenly the boy trips and feeling a sharp pain,
he screams, "Ahhhhhh."
... |
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27 |
4.61 |
2/15/2001 12:00 am |
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My stupidness.
I used to like my neighbourhood gal. She was very beautiful
at the same time very attractive. Early morning I used to
go out for jogging and she too used to come. Which ever path
I used to take ... |
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4.43 |
2/12/2001 12:00 am |
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Love is not blind
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it
sees more, it is willing to see less." - Rabbi Julins Gordon
... |
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21 |
3.74 |
2/6/2001 12:00 am |
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the blon with brains ?
This Blond was flying to Tahiti and noticed that
the First Class section wasn't full, so she went
to first class for a seat. An attendant saw what
happened and went to her and told her that ... |
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30 |
5.89 |
2/6/2001 12:00 am |
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Dumb and dumber
My supervisor was recently promoted to manage a team of
12. Not long after her became the team manager he started
seeing a female team member on the side. (By the way, his
wife also worked in ... |
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19 |
13 |
3.48 |
1/31/2001 12:00 am |
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Caught in a HAILSTORM
CLEMENTINE IS DRIVING HOME one
night when her car is hit by a
Bad Hailstorm , leaving hundreds of
dents . The next day she goes ... |
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30 |
9 |
4.28 |
1/30/2001 12:00 am |
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HAVING SEX
WHEN HAVING SEX ALWAYS GET THE G-SPOT ON THE LADIES EVEN
IF YOU CAN'T FIND IT. ... |
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464 |
57 |
0.00 |
1/28/2001 12:00 am |
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WHY???
Why do girls always have to go to the toilet in groups? You
never see guys doing this. Why do women have so many pairs
of shoes? Why do they whinge when you open the dorr for them
or offer you ... |
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32 |
0.00 |
1/18/2001 12:00 am |
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Jerk
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered
a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?" I politely said,
"This is Patrick ... |
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42 |
4.62 |
12/31/2000 12:00 am |
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A Red Rose For You
When ever there is love in the air
And life seems to take a lovely flair
Just like birds hearts will be flying
On a beat of song that is never satisfying
When the distance is great
And ... |
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38 |
0.91 |
12/29/2000 12:00 am |
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That deer in the headlights look.
This all takes place last year about this time. I was over
at my friend bobs' apartment with my ex-girlfriend (Kelly),
and her best friend Brandi. Kelly had introduced me to Brandi
a while ... |
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196 |
28 |
4.88 |
12/20/2000 12:00 am |
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Breaking up with the Perfect Guy.
Ahh the joys of relationships. Staying with a loved one
and thinking everything will go right. Always does in fairytales
doesn't it? <br>
Sometimes I believe that relationships are only ... |
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184 |
57 |
7.11 |
12/19/2000 12:00 am |
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Battle of the Sexes
Through out history, women and men have waged a constant
and bloody battle of wills. From the Garden of Eden, where
Adam and Eve began the war with the forbidden fruit, to the
rat race of ... |
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289 |
24 |
4.27 |
12/19/2000 12:00 am |
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Embarrasing..Or Not???
Sex is great and anyone who has sex knows this. But I will
tell you when you are having sex in your own home or your partners
home and someone walks in on you is embarrasing. Now, if
you like to ... |
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210 |
22 |
0.00 |
12/18/2000 12:00 am |
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Scenes From A Bar
As someone who has worked nightclub security, and as a DJ
for many years, I was subject, either to the torture of,
or the pleasure (however you see it) of observing rather
intoxicated people in ... |
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299 |
15 |
2.82 |
12/17/2000 12:00 am |
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Things not to say at Victoria's Secret
10)Does this come in children's sizes?
9)No thanks, just sniffing.
 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7)Mom will love this.
6)Oh, size doesn't matter, she's inflatable.
5)No need ... |
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6.50 |
12/16/2000 12:00 am |
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Questions???
Subject: Questions most feared by men
<br>
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if ... |
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27 |
6.50 |
12/14/2000 12:00 am |
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Having sex in someone else's bed.
Sex with your loved one is a great thing. Something women
and men love is to have sex in a wierd place. Or a place where
they might get caught. Like doing it on a friends table,
swimming pool, hot ... |
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49 |
0.37 |
12/6/2000 12:00 am |
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Rule's of the Land
RULES OF THE LAND!
<br>
1. The FEMALE always makes the Rules.
<br>
2. The Rules are subject to change at ANY time without priornotification.
<br>
3. No MALE can ... |
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25 |
4.57 |
11/30/2000 12:00 am |
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30 Harsh Things a woman can say to a naked man
Subject: 30 HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN
<br>
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have ... |
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80 |
92 |
8.06 |
11/30/2000 12:00 am |
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Why Computer Games Are Better Than Sex
1. Your computer does not get offended if you claim to "be
too tired" or to "have a headache". <br>
2. If a game is going badly, you can always leave it, come
back later, and have another ... |
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32 |
5.58 |
11/26/2000 12:00 am |
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First Impression
Blue Jeans
crisp, tight
an annex of your body
following your every movement
left right left right
move your hips
your shirt
clingy spandex
low low lower
"men like cleavage"
you ... |
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29 |
20 |
0.00 |
11/23/2000 12:00 am |
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Don't get mad, get even
I got really mad one time at an "ex" boyfriend and went through
a bunch of those magazines that have those annoying cards
in them. I filled in his name and his business address for
the trial ... |
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38 |
5.73 |
11/19/2000 12:00 am |
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Why Is It . . ?
Why is it, that when a girl dresses up, does her hair, nails,
make up, and puts an all out effort into her appearance.
But, when she does nothing, is feeling horrible, she gets
picked up on? ... |
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124 |
16 |
1.36 |
11/16/2000 12:00 am |
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Dating Excuses
I'd LOVE to go out with you, but ...
-- I have to floss my cat.
-- I've dedicated my life to linguini.
-- I need to spend more time with my blender.
-- it wouldn't be fair to the other ... |
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37 |
0.70 |
10/20/2000 12:00 am |
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Humor on a first date
Many girls like a guy who can make them laugh. Its like a key
that opens the door to making them open up to you. Plus it
just makes them smile and you can earn more points by complimenting
them. ... |
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39 |
1.93 |
10/2/2000 12:00 am |
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Oral Sex!??
One day, a young boy asks his father at the breakfast table,
"Daddy, what is Oral Sex?" Confused, he looks at his wife
and she says "It's when you Talk about Sex"
<br>
Weeks later, ... |
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4.27 |
9/28/2000 12:00 am |
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Predjudice ohoy!
<br>
Once upon a time there were these beautiful deserted islands
in the middle of nowhere where the following people are
stranded:
<br>
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 ... |
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39 |
6.00 |
9/24/2000 12:00 am |
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Mommy and uncle Frank
Bob called home one afternoon to see what his wife
was making for dinner.
<br>
"Hello?" said a little girl's voice.
<br>
"Hi, honey, its Daddy, " said Bob. "Is mommy near the ... |
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77 |
72 |
6.82 |
9/18/2000 12:00 am |
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STOCKING STUFFER
While making love for the first time, Billy notes with pride
that his girlfriend?s toes are curling with every thrust. Thrust,
curl, thrust, curl. I am one serious stud! he thinks.
<br>
... |
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12 |
20 |
3.00 |
9/4/2000 12:00 am |
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Get It?
Got me an itch I'm dying to scratch,
<br>
Got me a cigarette, looking for a match,
<br>
Got me a moth without even a flame,
<br>
Got me in trouble, who's to blame?
... |
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52 |
15 |
0.53 |
9/1/2000 12:00 am |
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a joke about a guy and a woman at a stock show
Ok, there's a man and woman at a stock show where they show off cattle and stuff. Well the wife walks up to a bull and it says "mated 50 times last years." The wife told the husband, "Hey, You could ... |
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66 |
6.56 |
8/20/2000 12:00 am |
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LOTTERY!
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, I've just won the lottery! Pack up your things!"
"Fantastic," replies Martha, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
"I don't care," ... |
0 |
71 |
35 |
3.15 |
8/18/2000 12:00 am |
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Smoking after sex
A young couple had been married for a couple of weeks, and
the man was always after his wife to quit smoking. One afternoon,
she lit up after some lovemaking, and he said, "You really
ought to ... |
0 |
41 |
29 |
1.64 |
8/1/2000 12:00 am |
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why chocolate is better than sex
TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
1) You can GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real
meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even ... |
0 |
45 |
48 |
6.97 |
7/29/2000 12:00 am |
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Cinderella the golden years
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life
with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking
chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with
a cat named Bob for ... |
0 |
15 |
31 |
7.07 |
6/26/2000 12:00 am |
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Improve your spelling
How would he know what he was missing
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help
the other monks
in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that
they are ... |
0 |
47 |
65 |
4.43 |
6/20/2000 12:00 am |
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Elevator Sex
Joke: Elevator Sex
A man walks into a building and gets into the lift. He presses
the button for the fifth floor. At the fifth floor the most
stunning woman he has ever seen gets into the lift ... |
0 |
46 |
163 |
5.40 |
6/19/2000 12:00 am |
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How To Get Rid Of a Blind Dates
1. At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife,
so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone, including
the waiter, who reaches for it.
2. Collect the salt shakers from all of ... |
0 |
95 |
52 |
6.14 |
6/19/2000 12:00 am |
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The Ages of Man and Woman
The Ages of Woman
1. Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
3. Between the ages of 36 ... |
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242 |
77 |
5.90 |
6/14/2000 12:00 am |
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The Ultimate Upgrade
Freeware install...
CUSTOMER: I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready
to install now. What do I do first?
CUSTOMER SERVICE (CS) REP: The first step is to open your
HEART. Have you ... |
0 |
26 |
22 |
2.89 |
6/11/2000 12:00 am |
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Blind Date
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got ... |
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57 |
43 |
3.39 |
6/11/2000 12:00 am |
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Air Hag Love
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail.
When they arrived, the Madame took one look at them and decided she ... |
0 |
119 |
24 |
3.93 |
6/11/2000 12:00 am |
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a perfect boyfriend
first women : " what makes u say you`ve got the best boyfriend
in the world ".
second women : "well, he always remembers my birthday, but
forgets my age". ... |
0 |
31 |
44 |
3.75 |
6/3/2000 12:00 am |
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Pregnancy Questions
Pregnancy Questions and Answers
Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?
A. Have sex once a year.
Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men ... |
0 |
75 |
41 |
5.90 |
5/25/2000 12:00 am |
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Post-Marriage Employment
Soon after their wedding, the bride tells the groom, "Darling, now that we are married, I want you to fire your secretary."
"But honey, " says the groom, "you used to be a secretary yourself."
...
|
0 |
45 |
27 |
4.82 |
5/25/2000 12:00 am |
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Viagra and Mickey Mouse
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both have an hour long wait for a 3 minute ride. ... |
0 |
27 |
46 |
4.16 |
5/24/2000 12:00 am |
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WOMEN'S GUIDE TO DRIVING MEN CRAZY
WOMEN'S GUIDE TO DRIVING MEN CRAZY
1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.
2. Be ambigious. Always.
3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it's their fault.
4. Bring things up that ... |
0 |
40 |
64 |
4.93 |
5/23/2000 12:00 am |
Devg,
5/12/2000 12:00 am
1
Article,
Score
0.0
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Death Bed Vigil
John was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his ... |
2 |
311 |
84 |
7.21 |
5/12/2000 12:00 am |
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women love this joke
This woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor
comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about
your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, ...
|
0 |
54 |
125 |
3.98 |
5/10/2000 12:00 am |
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Cheating The Smart Way
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a ... |
0 |
432 |
66 |
5.20 |
5/5/2000 12:00 am |
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Mile high chores
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a Trans-Atlantic
flight. Suddenly the plane goes into a steep dive with no hope of recovery. Frantically, she turns to him, rips open her blouse, ... |
0 |
33 |
18 |
1.62 |
5/4/2000 12:00 am |
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Economising
Ben and Cindy were arguing about economising. "If only
you could cook, " moaned Ben, "we could sack the cook."
"And if only you could make love properly, " said Cindy,
"we could sack the ... |
0 |
43 |
13 |
2.98 |
5/3/2000 12:00 am |
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What a woman REALLY wants!!! LOL
A woman was sitting at a bar, enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could ... |
0 |
24 |
113 |
4.80 |
4/25/2000 12:00 am |
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Jesus!
Jeesus was doing the rounds of Paradise one day, to make
sure that everything was running smoothley. As he passed by the pearly
gates, dodging the millions that were coming in, St Peter called him ... |
0 |
25 |
27 |
1.24 |
4/21/2000 12:00 am |
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Blind date mess up
I hope it is not going to happen to you but it happened.
About 6 months ago, somebody tried to arrange a friendly meeting for
me with what she called "a beautiful & interesting
girl." As always, ... |
0 |
14 |
23 |
1.38 |
4/20/2000 12:00 am |
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Bodyguard or....
Once i went with my girlfriend and her brother to a restaurant.
Both them were good dressed and i was only in a jeans and a
sweater.(I want also say that i`m rather athletic). When
we came inside ... |
0 |
10 |
29 |
0.00 |
4/18/2000 12:00 am |
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hamster
It`s a rather short joke.
Everyone in the world knows that a drop of nicotin killsa horse,
i`ll tell you more - the same drop exploses a hamster
in pieces. ... |
0 |
8 |
24 |
0.00 |
4/18/2000 12:00 am |
jkg_9,
4/17/2000 12:00 am
1
Article,
Score
0.0
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My first encounter
I used to help Dazy's 7 years old son Kasif in his studies
after my college to meet the expanses of my medicine's studies.
Dazy often used to stop me for some time afterwards for a
cup of tea or ... |
0 |
176 |
26 |
0.22 |
4/17/2000 12:00 am |
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Rebuilding your confidence -- after the 'fall'
Ok Ok --- Married 22 years; left for another (20 year younger)
woman confidence is at an all time lo but behold. Lose 30
lbs; go to hairdresser to get hair died and they tell you
no way - it's ... |
0 |
8 |
18 |
4.35 |
4/17/2000 12:00 am |
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×·*·×THE THINGS YOU SHOULD×·*·×
<br>
×·*·×THE THINGS YOU SHOULD×·*·×
×·*·× TRY ON YOUR *BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND*×·*·×
<3 Hold their hands whenever you possibly can.
<3 Put ... |
0 |
21 |
30 |
1.97 |
4/13/2000 12:00 am |
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Ed Zachary Disease
This one cracked me up.
<br>
<br>
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she
had
not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was
afraid she might have ... |
0 |
158 |
12 |
2.09 |
4/13/2000 12:00 am |
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JOKES
<br>
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up
a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.
Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. ... |
0 |
8 |
43 |
3.46 |
4/12/2000 12:00 am |
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I thought I was in love, but I was just a crash test dummy!
I've been with my significant other for fifteen years.
Midway in our relationship, Doug decides to tell me I'm
not wanted anymore. Like a noninteractive person, no confrontations
please, I just ... |
0 |
138 |
13 |
0.00 |
4/12/2000 12:00 am |
|
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To Share The Stars
To Share the Stars.....
by Ella Kay
Quiet man,
how gently your words,
caress me.
Soothing my heart
reawakening my life.
<br>
Your smile lifts me,
your touch gentles me.
... |
0 |
312 |
6 |
1.37 |
4/8/2000 12:00 am |
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My daughter wants to find me a man!
Being 45 & single again, my 25 yr. old daughter has decided
she should take over the task of finding a man for me. Of course,
all things considered, I was Four-square against it! But,
like always, ... |
0 |
101 |
24 |
1.08 |
4/6/2000 12:00 am |
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Dont squat near alligator jaws!!!
Bruce and I were married just 5 months when he accepted a
job in Mississippi. We were there for 2 months when we found
out his cancer doctors were wrong.. he wasnt sterile! I
was pregnant... not ... |
0 |
7 |
10 |
5.38 |
3/31/2000 12:00 am |
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i guess it could have been worse
i had been dating this guy for about 6 months we had our little
cute things that we did, our 'secret handshake' etc. well,
one day when we went to NYC to see a play. we were acting stupid
and ... |
0 |
7 |
5 |
1.51 |
3/30/2000 12:00 am |
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Mind Your Gifts, Ladies!
Some five years ago I had quite a rough time deciding over
priorities in my life so I thought perhaps a short break
would make me see things in a broader perspective. Thus,
I quit a very promising ... |
0 |
16 |
7 |
2.28 |
3/21/2000 12:00 am |
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Love can come in the wrong places
I went to a party the other night with my boyfriend. It was
his friends house warming but what I didn't knwo was that
it could have ended up in my relationship ending. <br>
I really love ... |
0 |
90 |
5 |
0.00 |
3/20/2000 12:00 am |
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THE BEST PAYBACK OF ALL TIME
THIS IS A FUNNY, YET VERY MEAN THING I DID TO GET REVENGE ON
AN EX-FIANCE. I'D LOVE TO GET YOUR VOTES SO READ ON. WE'LL CALL THIS GUY DARCY(NOT HIS REAL NAME)AND LET ME START
BY TELLING YOU THAT ... |
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3/16/2000 12:00 am |
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Oh, my! Where do I put the body?
I had not been dating for quitr a long time. I think it had
actually been a couple of years. And I had had some gruesome
experiences. But anything to meet my soulmate. And if we
started the ... |
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3/16/2000 12:00 am |
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Why Me!!
My boyfriend and I decided to go to my fave restaurant with
a few of my friends to celebrate our 6 month anniversary,
and I just happened to be on my minstral cycle (period).
So I went to the ... |
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3/12/2000 12:00 am |
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ITS AL MY GOOD FAITH
I AM A STUD OF BCS AND ITS MY HABBIT MAKE
NEWFRIENDS ONCE I WAS GOING OUT FOR WALK ON
MY HOLIDAY AND I FOUND A VERY PREETY GIRL
THERE HE WAS IN SOMR TROUBLE AND HAVE TI GO
HOME BUT SOME ... |
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3/6/2000 12:00 am |
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Honey, I dont wanna smoke
<br>
A guy wanted to know if his girlfriend would mind his tiny
dick. They went to a movie house, in the dark after a while
, he opened the fly of his pants, hold his girls hand and put ... |
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3/5/2000 12:00 am |
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Understanding an embarrasing situation on a date.
We all seem to want the best of impressions on a first date.
Sometimes a disaster could happen and a person can be humiliated.
The question is...when that situation happens
...what does the ... |
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3/3/2000 12:00 am |
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NAMES
Seek the first letter of your first name.... and what a surprise...
does it suit you? A You are not particularly romantic, but you
are interested in action. You mean business. With you,
what you ... |
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2/25/2000 12:00 am |
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Bridging The Gap Of Communication Between Men and Women
<br>
Bridging The Gap Of Communication Between Men and Women
by
Sava Hassan
<br>
Men perceive being communicative as the trait that ... |
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2/25/2000 12:00 am |
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Solemates and Soulmates: A Look at Shopping for your Mate
Finding the right person is not an easy task. If not done
carefully you might find yourself in allot of pain, or simply alone again. Really finding
that right person is allot like shopping for a ... |
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2/24/2000 12:00 am |
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The Lying Game (A Translation)
Single people are some of the most creative people in
the art of the mind game with other NORMAL people.
We have to be to come to grips with our sometimes lonely
existance.
<br>
... |
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2/22/2000 12:00 am |
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A ROSE IS A ROSE
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE ONCE A GIRL NAMED ROSE, WHO DATED EVERY
TOM, DICK AND HARRY. IT APPEARED TO HER THAT EVERY MAN THAT
WAS INTERESTED IN HER WAS A LITTLE SCARY. THERE WAS NO ATTRACTION,
OR ... |
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2/21/2000 12:00 am |
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The Zipper
The Zipper
It's not that I want to question the usefulness or rightfulness of
what has come to be known as "politically correct (behaviour)".
It's simply that my particular background (for forty ... |
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2.92 |
2/19/2000 12:00 am |
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One embarresing jump
One day I was getting redy to go out with my best freiend who
happens to be a boy first we were goin to eat somwheres then
go swimming. WE went to a fast food restauruant and ate.
After we went ... |
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1.74 |
2/19/2000 12:00 am |
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Appreciate The Differences
I personally happen to be a guy. Therefore I am a sort of creature
easily baffled by you other creatures who happen not to
be guys. I admit freely that though I more often than not ... |
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2/18/2000 12:00 am |
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Snoring Blackie
Snoring Blackie
In a way, this is just an another tiny bit of "all's well that
ends well". The end IS funny, but it could have been so much
the opposite, to the people who actually lived it.
... |
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2/18/2000 12:00 am |
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Urbanization in Bangladesh
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
INTRODUTION:
<br>
<br>
Bangladesh is more or less an agro-based economy. The coreof the economic cycle of this ... |
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5.20 |
2/18/2000 12:00 am |
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Thank God I Was SO Stupid (After All)
Thank God I Was SO Stupid (After All)
<br>
So, long time ago there was this friend of mine - let's call her Gina
for the sake of this story - who accepted a date with this Serbian
guy ... |
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147 |
40 |
5.95 |
2/17/2000 12:00 am |
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Sniff....snif.....
On a normal night, I was watching the tele with my boyfriend.
The movie was great! While watching we were chewing on snacks
that we had bought earlier at a nearby supermarket. The
atmosphere was ... |
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2/17/2000 12:00 am |
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REAL FRIEND
When I look into your eyes
I get lost in emotions that I thought had been dead for a longtime.
But now my spirit stirs, and my soul is flooded with the mysteries of
you. You have awaken what ... |
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20 |
5.29 |
2/16/2000 12:00 am |
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Always know the customs of your ladies country!
When I was stationed in Viet Nam back in the early 70's I had
the honor of becoming wounded for dear old uncle Sammy.
I was not hurt badly enough to be shipped home but too bad
to be field med so ... |
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136 |
0.14 |
2/13/2000 12:00 am |
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If Loving You is WRONG I don't Want to be RIGHT
Sometimes in our life we meet people unexpectedly, get
to know them very well and fall in love. I met a man that showed
me the true meaning of love but things didn't go easily at
the first i lived ... |
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2/11/2000 12:00 am |
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duh!
Try some time, going out with someone you absolutely
dislike-try it, it's a zany idea, and be your crazy self-
I mean be yourself in a crazy amplified way, drive them
Bonkers! If they like ... |
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53 |
13 |
2.47 |
2/11/2000 12:00 am |
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Friends
<br>
Friends,
Some of them come with funny names,
Strange enough to drive you insane;
Other just look so freaky,
Jutting teeth and a look so geeky;
Still more have a false exterior; ... |
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2.14 |
2/10/2000 12:00 am |
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Gone to the Dogs
A funny thing happened to me when I rented out an apartment
to a friend, of a friend, I married her! That right, after
a few days I married her, and I don't even remember asking.
We would have ... |
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2/9/2000 12:00 am |
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POST HASTE...
?Post haste? is a funny story of an absent-minded person
Mr. Simpson. He was in the habit of doing thing hastily.
It is a criticism on the hurried life of modern man. Mrs.simpson and Mr. Simpson ... |
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2/5/2000 12:00 am |
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what does skin clour have to do with love??
hi,
My friend is a native american. She saw this guy in my school
who was a white guy and she saw him and said he was cute. We
all who are her friend went and asked the guy if she was pretty. He ...
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1/31/2000 12:00 am |
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Honeymoon in Warsaw - a Warning to Businessmen
I was travelling through Europe, and I had to spend a night
in Warsaw, Poland. I checked in a hotel and decided to hit
the hotel?s bar for refreshment. The place was packed and
soon I found myself ... |
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1/29/2000 12:00 am |
GKris,
1/24/2000 12:00 am
2
Articles,
Score
0.0
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Time to Review These Points
Marriage is not just a word, it is a sentence(A Life Sentence)
Sex takes least amount of time and causes most amount oftrouble
<br>
Love thy neighbour, even love his wife ... |
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3.65 |
1/24/2000 12:00 am |
GKris,
1/23/2000 12:00 am
2
Articles,
Score
0.0
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Ten Commandments of Love
I. I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt squeeze no others before
me. II. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor
badmouth me behind my back.
III. Remember our Anniversary, ... |
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44 |
28 |
3.03 |
1/23/2000 12:00 am |
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right under my nose
I am an single part owner of a bar and normally there are enough
women there to make my life interesting. But there was one
woman who came in from work each evening that I was dying
to meet. The ... |
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50 |
0.00 |
1/21/2000 12:00 am |
OCD,
1/16/2000 12:00 am
1
Article,
Score
0.0
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RULES THAT GUYS WISHED WOMEN KNEW
1. Crying is blackmail.
2. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cat. ...
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7.72 |
1/16/2000 12:00 am |
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I'm Done Waiting for Diamonds
When my mother died six months ago, the only thing she specifically
left anyone in her will, besides her million-dollar estate
that is, were her wedding rings. Now this might be a story
in ... |
0 |
19 |
4 |
0.92 |
1/15/2000 12:00 am |
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Being Single in a Couples World
I find it bizarre that someone with my level of beauty, which
is considerable I assure you (if you don't look further
south than the neck), my intelligence, my grasp of the English
language, my ... |
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21 |
20 |
0.00 |
1/15/2000 12:00 am |
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The difference in the interpretation of romance between men and women
The word romance is associated with the notion of being
vulnerable in men's minds. They are conditioned to perceive
being romantic as being feminine or being a wimp. Even the
meaning of the word ... |
0 |
91 |
16 |
6.21 |
1/11/2000 12:00 am |
epara,
1/9/2000 12:00 am
1
Article,
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Nightmare date
A NIGHTMARE DATE.
<br>
Following on from the previous article, I have to tell aboutan experience I once had. As I work for the ambulance service,
I am used to seeing people in awkward and ... |
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0.00 |
1/9/2000 12:00 am |
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So you thought YOUR first date was bad??!?!?
If you thought your first date was bad, get this! Once upon
a time, in a land I WISH was far, far, away, I went to pick up
my date on a rainy night. Being male, I decided to not take
my ... |
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189 |
40 |
3.64 |
1/6/2000 12:00 am |
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Dating Jokes
Two girl friends are talking to each other:
- "You, know, my boy friend is always unshaven when he comes for a dating." - says one.
- "Did you try to come in time? - said another girl.  ...
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52 |
14 |
0.00 |
4/28/1998 12:00 am |
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The Language of Women
WomanSpeak-To-English Conversion Table
--------------------------------------------------------------------
<pre>
She says English
You want You want
We need I want
It's your decision ... |
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39 |
7.39 |
4/22/1998 12:00 am |
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The Love Test (Joke)
1. What is your name?
2.Are you sure?
3. Do you like Men or Women?
4.Name a person you like?
5.Pick a number 1-50
6.Do you like ice cream?
7.What flavor?
8.Pick a number 1-100
9.Do you like shots? ... |
0 |
11 |
13 |
0.00 |
4/20/1998 12:00 am |
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You know you are on a redneck date when...
1. You go to your date's front door and you:
a. are greeted by the family rottweiler. (5 pts)
b. are greeted by a shotgun carrying uncle named Bob.
... |
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38 |
11 |
4.48 |
4/14/1998 12:00 am |
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Computer testing !
One day, Pete complained to his friend Woody, "Man! My elbow really
hurts. I guess I should go see a doctor."
Woody said, "Don't do that! "There's a computer at the corner
drug ... |
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30 |
6 |
3.93 |
4/9/1998 12:00 am |
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Sex ! - How hot are you ?
Question:
Does anyone have any information on how many calories are burned by various
sexual activities? This may be the best physical exercise to lose weight!
<pre>
Answer: ... |
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109 |
27 |
6.92 |
4/7/1998 12:00 am |
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Pickup lines here are some that work and some that dont!! decide yourself
Pick up lines are on off the great mysteries of dating,
there are many decisions on what line to use, when to use it and how to use it but none off these questions can i answer but i can give ya some ... |
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59 |
18 |
6.13 |
4/2/1998 12:00 am |
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Top Ten Pick Up Lines...
WARNING: To all readers of this incredibly fine piece of work, we do not take any responsibility for the concequences of using the ensuing pick up lines actual practice. It should be noted that ... |
0 |
40 |
19 |
4.31 |
4/1/1998 12:00 am |
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Murphy's laws on SEX
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take ... |
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63 |
22 |
4.45 |
3/5/1998 12:00 am |
