Wise Words Dec 2, 2005 1:47 pm Mood: cheerful, 1877 Views As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heartbroken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. 0 Comments

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME Dec 1, 2005 8:47 pm Mood: cheerful, 1882 Views According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. 1 comment

clocks Nov 29, 2005 9:44 am Mood: cheerful, 1751 Views A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan 0 Comments

Nuns at a ballgame Nov 17, 2005 4:37 pm Mood: cheerful, 1721 Views Sitting Behind Nuns at a Ballgame >> >>SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME (WHOSE HEAD GEAR >>PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW), THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN >>EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE. >> >>IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO >>UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE." >> >>THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY >>5O NUNS LIVING THERE." >>THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO, THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING >>THERE." >> >>ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET, >>CALM, VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL . THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS >>THERE." >> 1 comment

Custody Hearing Nov 17, 2005 4:36 pm Mood: cheerful, 1556 Views FAMILY COURT OF HAWAII 11/08/05 - Honolulu. >>A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama today when he >>challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has >>a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded >>custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations >>requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. >>The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more >>than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge >>then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that >>they also beat him. >>After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that >>domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took >>the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have >>custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer >>with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the >>University of Hawaii Warriors, whom the boy firmly believes are not >>capable of beating anyone. 0 Comments

TO THE WONDERFUL WOMEN IN MY CIRCLE Nov 17, 2005 4:32 pm Mood: cheerful, 1541 Views When I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one best friend, and then I started to become a woman. And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up, God would show you the best in many friends. One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man. Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your mom. Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be. One friend will say let's pray together, another let's cry together, another let's fight together, another let's walk away together. One friend will meet your spiritual need, another your shoe fetish, another your love for movies, another will be with you in your season of confusion, another will be your clarifier, another the wind beneath your wings. But whatever their assignment in your life, on whatever the occasion, on whatever the day, or wherever you need them to meet you with their gym shoes on and hair pulled back, or to hold you back from making a complete fool of yourself .. those are your best friends. It may all be wrapped up in one woman, but for many it's wrapped up in several... one from 7th grade, one from high school, several from the college years, a couple from old jobs, several from temple or church, on some days your mother, on some days your neighbor, on others your sisters, and on some days your daughters. So whether they've been there 20 minutes or 20 years, ONLY IF YOU WISH Pass this on to the women that God has placed in your life to make a difference. 0 Comments

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Nov 1, 2005 4:29 pm Mood: calm, 1613 Views My name is Sarah I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whippin tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to ball, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much to late My face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah I am three, tonight my daddy Murdered me Do something about it! All I ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE! PLEASE PASS IT ON 0 Comments

God bless you all!! Nov 1, 2005 4:27 pm Mood: calm, 1595 Views You never know when God is going to bless you!! Good things happen when you least expect them to !!!!!!!! Change the number in the subject box when you forward it by adding one!!! Dear Lord, I thank You for this day. I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God. You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to you. I ask now for Your forgiveness. Please keep me safe from all danger and harm. Help me to start this day with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude. Let me make the best of each and every day to clear my mind so that I can hear from You. Please broaden my mind that I can accept all things. Let me not whine and whimper over things I have no control over. And It's the best response when I'm pushed beyond my limits. I know that when I can't pray, You listen to my heart. Continue to use me to do Your will. Continue to bless me that I may be a blessing to others. Keep me strong that I may help the weak... Keep me uplifted that I may have words of encouragement for others. I pray for those that are lost and can't find their way. I pray for those that are misjudged and misunderstood. I pray for those who don't know You intimately. I pray for those that will delete this without sharing it with others. I pray for those that don't believe. But I thank you that I believe. I believe that God changes people and God changes things. I pray for all my sisters and brothers. For each and every family member in their households. I pray for peace, love and joy in their homes that they are out of debt and all their needs are met. I pray that every eye that reads this knows there is no problem, circumstance, or situation greater than God. Every battle is in Your hands for You to fight. I pray that these words be received into the hearts of every eye that sees it. If you prayed this prayer, change the number in the subject box before forwarding the message so people can See how many people have done so. God Bless!!!!!!!!!!! Just repeat this phrase and see how God moves!! God I love you and I need you, come into my heart, please. Pass this message to 8 people except you and me. Know that you are already blessed by the person who sent this to you, 0 Comments

Today's Thought-Mud or Stars Oct 23, 2005 12:32 pm Mood: calm, 1628 Views "Two men looked out of the prison bars. One saw mud and the other say stars." Life can be mud or stars depending on your outlook. If you have eyes only for criticism you can always find fault in everything and everybody. On the other hand, if you have eyes of appreciation, lo, the whole world changes into one of beauty and loveliness. Have a great day!!! Mud or Stars, by Rev. Paul Osumi 1 comment

Prayer Oct 23, 2005 12:31 pm Mood: calm, 1490 Views It shall be well with you this year. No matter how much your enemies try this year, they will not succeed. You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year. For the remaining months of the year, your problems will enter Call blocking, your enemies will have network problems and their bad wishes for you will enter into voicemail and you will only get them as missed calls. All your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be your incoming calls. Heavens have confirmed today the end of your sufferings sorrows and pains because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. HE has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. HE will never let you down. I knocked at heavens door this morning, GOD asked me... My child! what can I do for you? And I said, FATHER, please protect and bless the person reading this message... GOD smiled and answered... Request granted. If you believe, send it to seven persons and the one who sent it to you. By doing this you have succeeded in praying for eight people today. Have a Blessed Day!! 0 Comments

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