I've Been BANNED!!! Mar 13, 2008 9:07 pm 2180 Views Your profile has not yet been approved. Sorry, you have been banned for 1 days by Admin You will be notified via email when your profile is approved. I emailed to custoner service and asked for a truthful explaination.. Hmmmm I never changed my profile..had it for 5 yrs...never add any photo's..and now they said my profile needs to be approved?..lucky I could get into blog but not in the chatroom... I am having chatter withdrawals I guess I need to look for other chat sites if KFF is doing this to me... 14 Comments

Another Blonde Joke Jan 21, 2008 1:42 pm 1657 Views A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him: "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde? 3 Comments

There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess Dec 19, 2007 8:30 pm 1632 Views A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the > husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits > alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?" > > "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took > to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't > been sober since." > > "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on > celebrating that long?" 5 Comments

How about some pidgin for the holidays! Dec 19, 2007 8:24 pm 1331 Views Was da night beefo' Christmas, and all ova' da place,Not even da geckos was showin' dea face.Da stockings was hangin' on top da TV(Cause no mo' fireplace in Hawai'i)Da kids stay all crashed, my old man too.They leave all da work for you-know-who.So me, I stay pickin' up alla their toys.When - BOOM! - outside get one big noise!I run to da window, I open 'em up,I stick out my head and yell, "Eh! Whassup?!"And then, I no can ba-lieve what I seen!Was so unreal, you know what I mean?This fat haole guy get his reindeers in my yard!And reindeers not housebroken, ya know, as' why hard!But nemmind - this CHristmas, so I cut 'em some slack.Plus, he had uku pile presents pokin' outta his sack!So I wait 'til he pau tie up his reindeer,Then I yell outta da window, "Hui! Brah, ova' hea!"An' I tell 'em first ting, when I open da door,"Eh, hemo - your shoes! You goin' dirty my floor!"After he take off his boots, he say, "You know who I am?"I go, "Ho! From the smell, must be Mr. Toe Jam!"He make mempachi eyes and he go, "Ho, Ho, Ho!"By now, I stay thinkin' this guy small kind lolo!He look like my Tutu, but little less weight,And his beard stay so white, mo' white than shark bait!He stay all in red, specially his nose,And get reindeer spit on top his nice clothes!But him, he no care; he just smile at me,And he start fo' put presents unda-neath da tree.I tell him, "Eh, brah, no need make li' dat,And watch where you step! You going ma-ke da cat!"Then, out from his bag, he pull one brand new computah,Choke video games, and one motorized scootah!He try for fill up da Christmas socks, too,But had so much pukas, all da stuff went fall troo.When he pau, I tell 'em, "Eh Santa, try wait!I get plenty leftovahs, I go make you one plate!"But he nevah like hang, he had so much fo' do;Gotta make all them small kids' wishes come true.So I wave 'em goodbye, and I flash 'em da shaka,And I yell at him, "Mele Kalikimaka!"When he hear that, he stop ... and I tellin' you true,He go, "Garans ball-barans! Merry Christmas to you!" 1 comment

♫♫♫HUMMMM♫♫♫ Dec 17, 2007 4:07 pm 1508 Views What do I really want for Christmas? 4 Comments

~~ I climbed over the mountain~~ May 8, 2007 1:30 am 3078 Views Well I went over the HILL when I turned 40 years old...now today May 7th I turned the BIG 50 I climbed the Mountain.. now it should be easy going down the mountain and the hill...LOL I had a wonderful dinner order Korean food take out..ate at home..son bought me a chantili cake and a gift WOW!!! my head set for my IPOD (Hated the ones that came with the IPOD) then tomorrow Hubby going to buy me the Nintendo Wii so I can start exercising with that game set.. You Know looking back 50ty years I would not change anything..I enjoyed my youthfull days..where there were no crimes..violences, hates, I remember we could leave our keys in the car and no one will steal it..or we could leave our kids in the car and no one would harm them.. and for family fun we would all watch TV together or play games..or just have those family talks.. Most of all my 2 girlfriends and I we were surround by boys that our hair were always short that people thought we were boys also..hahah But our mothers put us in HULA lessons to Ukulele lessons and most of all CATHOLIC schools..were we always get into fights with the BOYZ..haha there are lots of stories to say about my youth to being an adult..maybe some day I will write about it and make it into a drama... well HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.. going to enjoy being 50.. 16 Comments

Can you read this? Dec 11, 2006 6:43 pm 2881 Views Olny srmat poelpe can. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !! 12 Comments

DUH!!! I feel like a NUT Feb 27, 2006 5:04 pm Mood: crazy, 2811 Views Well for 2 days now I could not get online thought my DSL cancel me out...but I did call Verizon and told me I am up to par with my account.. then they transfer me to another department told them I could not get online..Well I told them I checked all my wiring and evertyhing is intact.. Hhahaha funny cause the Technician asked me what is my modem make...when I went to check it ..the plug was pull out from he sucket...I FELT LIKE A DUMMY !! and here for 2 days I was with no PC.. Well at least I learn something before I call VERZON on my DSL I betta check the PLUG 3 Comments

MY WINK!! Feb 4, 2006 10:53 am Mood: beautiful, 2788 Views alright many of you know me when i view your profile i always leave a wink .... MY wink is to thank you for letting me reading your profile and for not turning it off.. Now if KFF had a Thumps up or thumps Down heck i would be using that emotion instead of a WINK.. Well I got a not so nice letter from a person who does not understand me...He told me not to send any more email..well I never wrote to him just a wink...I wanted to pay back this guy or IRK him by going into his profile everyday and clicking on his handle and wink on him..then he would call it STALKING or harrassment..GUEEZE it's not worth it anyway so I decided to be a classy woman and just ignore him and HOPE he reads my BLOG... So NEWBIES if you see a WINK from me don't send me a nasty email.. Just be glad someone notice you and would like to welcome you to KFF site. Also ...if you do email to me PLEASE be patience I will email back to you... REN 1 comment

A Valentine’s Day Prayer Feb 1, 2006 5:51 pm Mood: cheerful, 3111 Views “Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.” – I CORINTHIANS 13:4-7 NIV Lord, Because love is patient… Help me to be slow to judge, but quick to listen. Hesitant to criticize, but eager to encourage, remembering your endless patience with me. Because love is kind… Help my words to be gentle and my actions to be thoughtful. Remind me to smile and to say “Please” and “Thank You” because those little things still mean so much. Because love does not envy or boast, and it is not proud… Help me have a heart that is humble and sees the good in others. May I celebrate and appreciate all that I have and all that I am, as well as doing the same for those around me. Because love is not rude or self-seeking… Help me to speak words that are easy on the ear and on the heart. When I’m tempted to get wrapped up in my own little world, remind me there’s a great big world out there full of needs and hurts. Because love is not easily angered and keeps no record of wrongs… Help me to forgive others as you have forgiven me. When I want to hold onto a grudge, gently help me release it so I can reach out with a hand of love instead. Because love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth… Help me stand up for what is right and good. May I defend the defenseless, and help the helpless. Show me how I can make a difference. Because love always protects and always trusts… Help me to be a refuge for those around me. When the world outside is harsh and cold, may my heart be a place of acceptance and warmth. Finally, because love always perseveres… Help my heart continually beat with love for You and others. Thank you for this day when we celebrate love, and for showing us what that word really means. Amen. 1 comment

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