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Escalators...
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Mar 31, 2008 11:58 pm
Mood: tired,
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Escalators...
The only place on earth where, in public, your eyes can stare straight at the shapely bum of a complete stranger of the opposite sex; at a distance of less 30cms and you don't get slapped by anyone.
I take the stairs to avoid any frustration...
Have a beautiful day,
Frenchguy
Song of the day : AIRBORNE TOXIC EVENT "Sometime around midnight"
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A bit strange...
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Mar 27, 2008 7:29 pm
Mood: experimental,
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Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. Flase !
I cdnuolt blveiee taht i cluod uesdnatnnd waht i was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat lteter be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcusease the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh ?! yaeh... and i awlyas tghuhot slpeing was ipmorantt !!!
Hvae a butiufael day
Fecrnh Guy
Snog of the day : CAT POWER "Metal heart"
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Woman words...
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Mar 25, 2008 3:30 pm
Mood: amused,
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This past sunday was my "cranky old men" reunion. We are 4 friends who, once in a while, take a seat around good wine bottles and gourmet food to discuss about everything. We had 2 guests, one of which newlywed (just 24 years old),who was wondering what the futur will bring.
Our conversation went from A to Z about relationship but we conclued that communication was an important subject, especially when your wife/girlfriend use this words :
FINE :
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you NEED to shut-up.
5 MINUTES :
If she is getting dressed, this means a half-hour. But 5 minutes is only AND ONLY 5 minutes if you have just been given this extra time to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING :
ouuuhhhh !!! This is the calm before the storm. You SHOULD be on your guard !!! arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
GO AHEAD :
This is a DARE, not permission ! DON'T do it !!
LOUD SIGH :
This is actually a word -ohhh yes- a silent one...
often misunderstood by young men. A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3).
THAT'S OKAY :
oooohhh man... this one is a KILLER !!! It's the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man... It means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding HOW and WHEN you will pay for your mistake... (i pity the fool)
THANKS :
A woman is thanking you, DO NOT question or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER :
Is a woman's way of saying F@!# YOU !!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I'LL DO IT :
... dangerous. Something is ready to ignite !! This is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a young man asking "what's wrong ?" . For the woman's response refer #3)
At the end, We, old cranky men, admitted to fall in those traps once in a while.... yep, whatever our age, men still have to learn.
Beautiful day to all,
Frenchguy.
Song of the day : LINDA PERRY "Fill me up"
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Cow and politic...
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Mar 24, 2008 1:16 am
Mood: calm,
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Socialism : you have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism : you have 2 cows, the state take both and gives you some milk.
Fascism : you have 2 cows, the state take both and sells you some milk.
Nazism : you have 2 cows, the state take both and shoots you.
Capitalism : you have 2 cows, you sell one and buy a bull. your heird multiplies as the profit. you sell them and retire.
Surrealism : you have 2 giraffes, the government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
American corp. : you have 2 cows, sell one and force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
French corp. : you have 2 cows, you go on strike, organise a riot and blocks the roads. you want 3 cows.
Japanese corp. : you have 2 cows. you redesign them so they are one-tenth the regular size and produce twenty times more. you create a clever cow cartoon called Cowkemon and Hello Cow !
Italian corp. : you have 2 cows but you don't know where they are, you decide to have lunch.
Russian corp. : you have 2 cows, you count them and learn you have 5. you count again and learn you have 42 of them. you count again and learn you have 2 cows. you stop counting and open a new bottle of vodka.
Chinese corp. : you have 2 cows. you have 300 people milking them, you claim full employement, high-productivity and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
British corp. : you have 2 cows. both are mad.
Have a beautiful day,
Frenchguy
Song of the day : INFORMATION SOCIETY "What's on your mind (pure energy)"
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Going to heaven.
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Mar 24, 2008 12:19 am
Mood: amused,
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Yesterday a DVD i ordered from E-Bay came in, and in the package was one of those little "Jesus-Christian" business cards.
I was so delighted !!!
The card reads :
Front:
God loves you !
How to become a christian
and know you are
going to heaven.
Back:
Ask for forgiveness for your sins
Ask Jesus to be your savior
Ask Jesus to come into your heart
(revelation 3:201)
Ask Jesus to fill you with the Holy spirit
(ephesians 5:185)
You have eternal life !
(:1 John 5:13)
Please visit our ministry web site at :
www.All***********.org
Also see www.Jesus**********.com
Well, Jesus is great and all but i really don't need this type of "literature". I still left positive feedback for the user with a comment :
" I will accept Jesus as my savior if you accept Obama as yours".  Fun for me....
But, are people really converted by getting a Jesus business card by mail? it's nice, glossy, pretty and all but it really doesn't push me to become a "follower".
I still see a positive side, it's quite formidable that "God loves you" and all the steps for "getting into heaven" can fit on a simple card.
-Did i mention ... the DVD title is "The Boondock Saints". 
Beautiful day to all
Frenchguy
Song of the day : VELVET ACID CHRIST "Lust for blood"
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Randoms 3...
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Mar 19, 2008 1:36 am
Mood: calm,
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WHAT IS YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE? ... my eyes ?
WHAT CD IS CLOSEST TO YOU RIGHT NOW? all of them on shelves, i'm not messy...
3 THINGS ALWAYS BE FOUND IN YOUR FRIDGE? milk, butter and some unknown food stains...
WHAT SUPERSTITION DO YOU BELIEVE/PRACTICE? none but Voodoo is appealing...
WHAT SONG DO YOU HATE THE MOST WHEN IT GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD? this advert. from Toyota "i want my mpg!" goshhh..
DID JUST MENTIONNING THAT SONG MAKE IT GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD? ahahah.. Scr!w You !!!
IF YOU COULD GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME, WOULD YOU AND WHEN? yep yep... the 70's baby, the 70's !
IF YOU COULD KISS ANYONE FAMOUS WHO WOULD IT BE? don't care, at least a woman...
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIDS MOVIE? Nemo... Mulan too.
FAVORITE MUSICIAN/GROUP YOU'VE SEEN IN CONCERT? hum... U2. Lenny Kravitz (at his debuts)
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yes, lucky me.
LIFE... HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT? feel... i've just put up with -for now-
NAME SOMEONE YOU LOVE? my son, Alex
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS OR TRUE LOVE? a true love
WHAT WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP AS? it was Love... my first real love
WOULD YOU RATHER DATE SOMEONE 2 YEARS YOUNGER OR OLDER? i prefer younger but 2 years is nothing
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE JUNK FOOD? cheetos puffs...
WHAT KIND OF BIRTH CONTROL DO YOU USE? huh? if you knew how long i didn't have sex...lol
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE IN PRISON? yes (oversea)
PRETEND YOU'RE DEEP 15 BEERS, DESCRIBE WHAT WOULD YOU DO? ...eating.
DO YOU HAVE ANY REALLY CRAZY RELATIVES? yes, but crazy in a good way. Well, i suppose...
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN NAKED AT A PARTY? ahah... of course.
ARE YOU NAME AFTER A GRANDPARENT? no... i miss that actually.
WHO LOVES YOU? ... this is a good question.
DO YOU THROW UP GANG SIGNS? what for ?
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN A RIBS? no !! and i'm glad of that, it's freaking painful !!
WOULD YOU EVER WORK FOR THE BORDER PATROL? no, no...
DO YOU HAVE A PORN COLLECTION? i have some dvds... but far to be a collection.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIP? yes, Emma is Korean -
IS YOUR BIRTHDAY ON A HOLLIDAY? no, why ?
DO YOU LIKE POLAR BEARS? nothing against until they try to ate me..
DO YOU LIKE ALLIGATORS? yes, they do nice boots, belts...
ARE YOU ATHEIST? i believe in myself first... (grew up catholic though)
Beautiful day to all,
Frenchguy
Song of the day : BEDOUIN SOUNDCLASH "Until we burn in the sun (the kids just want a love song)"
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Souvenirs...
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Mar 17, 2008 11:57 pm
Mood: sad,
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As you get older you remember more, well.. until you go senile, of course.
I recall when i was a 16 years old "apprentice" soldier in a military school. We were, for a training exercise, on some deserted place in the east of france. We had to make shelters, each soldier carried his own poncho and some elastic cords, so one soldier would put his poncho on the ground and another put his poncho some 60 cms above it, held onto trees with the cords. This "aesthetic' tents offered some rain protection but the wind would just whip through it as there were no walls.
It was cold, from a little corpse of bushes our sergeant came around to inspect our shelter and i recall him saying "What a pity..." while seeing us cover of mud and wet. Me, being a smart a$$, cold and tired replied "Thanks, Sergeant !!" with a big proud smile on my face.
During that night, some fools didn't sleep with their rifles in their sleeping bags to protect them from the humidity as it got very icy and cold there. I found that out when i wake-up and my sleeping bag was craking while being frost. The Corporals went around and stole rifles of sleeping "soldiers" during that night. I can remember the sermon they receive the following day.
That day, we ran, crawled through mud and deep tranches. We weren't allowed to sleep all night... a couple of guys cuddled to keep warm. I wasn't going to cuddle, that's for survival, a matter of life or death... some guys, as i remember, were a bit too much quick to cuddle...
At dawn, we took up positions with our arms, i was at the time the "one", the guy with a AA-52 (a full -heavy- machine gun). then, suddenly, at the bottom of the hill, 5/6 sergeants ran at us shooting (blanks), they weaved and fell to the ground now and again, as we took aim a couple of times and shot the guys. At this moment, it was close to the real thing, as i can imagine... I did hunt rabbits and boars a couple of time but they never shoot back....
Well, i just wrote this post (and souvenir) because today is specific....
First, the last of the First World War french veterans (named "Poilus") passed away and today was a National Tribute for this soldier named Lazare PONTICELLI.
But, the most important is, coincidence, the date that my Grand-Father Albert Rene PETIT passed away, when 56 years old, due to complications from wounds received during WW II (and being a prisonner too). I was just 6 years old when it happen and while being so young, i can still remember a man of dignity, simple, fair... I miss him dearly.
Love you, Pepe...
Have a beautiful day,
Frenchguy.
Song of the day : CAMARATA AND HIS ORCHESTRA AND CHORUS "Chorus of hebrew slaves"
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Randoms 2...
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Mar 14, 2008 12:14 am
Mood: calm,
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WHEN YOU LOOKED AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR TODAY, WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT? i could be in better shape, really, i need to lose 20pds
HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE ON YOU? 72 cents.. woohoo!!!
WHICH WORD RYHMES WITH "DOOR"? hum... Sashimi !!!
FAVORITE PLANET? Planet Euphor(Fleed), i could be friend with Actarus(Prince Fleed) in the animation Goldorak(Grendizer)
WHO IS THE 4TH PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALLS LIST? Laura
WHAT SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? just a plain blue color shirt -Ben Sherman-
DO YOU "LABEL" YOURSELF? no no, i don't even if someone is teasing me being 'metro' LOL
NAME THE BRAND OF THE SHOES YOU'RE WEARING NOW? i don't wear shoes inside home. if> a old pair of Sebago dockside
BRIGHT OR DARK? dark!! it the second time i type this post... i erase it by mistake the first time.
WHAT DOES YOUR WATCH LOOK LIKE? i don't wear a watch
WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT? having dirty dreams...
WHAT WAS YOUR LAST TEXT MESSAGE SUBJECT? i've never text message in my life
WHERE IS YOU NEAREST 7-11? on the cross of Vanowen/Winnetka
WHO TOLD YOU HE/SHE LOVED YOU LAST ? my sweet Emma
LAST FURRY THING YOU TOUCHED? Bordeaux, my friend's Yorkshire
HOW MANY DRUGS HAVE YOU DONE IN THE LAST 3 DAYS? i don't do medicine... even tylenol
FAVORITE AGE YOU HAVE BEEN SO FAR? all my 20's
YOUR WORST ENNEMY? solitude
WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE? a Pittsburgh Steelers emblem
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE? -----
THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED? i don't remember
WHAT TIME OF DAY WERE YOU BORN? around 4.30am, not sure actually.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 11 then... 57
WHERE DID YOU LIVE IN 1987? Ascq Village -Nord- France
ARE YOU JEALOUS OF ANYONE? i'm not a jealous person, at all
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN VENDING MACHINES STEAL YOUR MONEY? simple, i f*@k them up !!!!
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF KIND? people/friends consider me as a kind person...
IF YOU HAD TO GET A TATTOO, WHERE WOULD IT BE? a Koi on my left upper-arm
IF YOU COULD BE FLUENT IN ANY OTHER LANGUAGE ? Korean, of course
ARE YOU VEGETARIAN? give me Beef ! Beef !!!!!
WHAT'S THE BIGGEST AGE GAP YOU'VE DATED? Whoa... it was just physical ! hum, hum... 20/25 years older. she never told me her age 
Have a beautiful day,
Frenchguy.
Song of the day : CITIZEN COPE "Let the drummer kick"
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Another M.i.A.> Mister Korn...
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Mar 13, 2008 12:44 pm
Mood: disappointed,
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What is happening here ?
Most of the mains "KFF members" tends to disappear in large number...
I know that KFF isn't anymore the happy and really friendly site as before, maybe people get bored about KFF and, certainly, tired to deal with the increasing numbers of di@&head members... it's just sad.
Hopefully, they just disappear because they are able to meet someone and start a relationship.
Anyway, Mr Korn... i salute you.
Beautiful day,
Frenchguy
Song of the day : ACDC "For those about to rock (we salute you)
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Cruel dilemna...
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Mar 12, 2008 8:47 pm
Mood: tired,
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Recently i've had financials setbacks, not that i'm in debt but, well, better to anticipate any situations.
Looking for solutions, one of them came suddenly and it doesn't stop to bother me...
Back France, i'm the proud owner of a "collectible" car, it's a 1966 Peugeot 403 B7 -You know the car, Inspector Columbo (P. Falk) was driving one of them, mine is a hardtop-, the car is in excellent condition. With a 65 horsepower engine, this car is a top-fuel dragster  yep, yep, 0 to 60 in... 23 seconds.
Anyway, the fact is that i could sell this car (easily) for 3500,oo Euros -or 5500,oo $- and the price for this vehicule doesn't stop to increase.
I love this car, i spend so much time to fix it... and if i stay in the US, i doubt to be able to bring this car in LA.
Crap... another dilemna, and i don't need this one at this time.
I feel tired suddenly...
Have a beautiful day,
Frenchguy.
Song of the day : WILLIAM SHATNER "It hasn't happened yet"
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