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Life... finally explained ?
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May 29, 2008 8:01 am
Mood: calm,
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On the first day, God created the dog and told him:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, i will give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said:
'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and i'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and told him:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, i'll give you a twenty-year life span'
The monkey said:
'Monkey tricks for twenty-years? That's pretty long time to perform. How about i give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and told him:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, i will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said:
'That's kind of a though life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and i'll give back the other forty?'
And once again, God agreed.
On the fourth day, God created man and said to him:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, i'll give you twenty-years.'
But man replied:
'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, AND the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay', said God, 'You asked for it'
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
Have a beautiful day
Frenchguy.
Song of the day :
ELBOW
"Grounds for divorce"
"One day like this"
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End of story
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May 20, 2008 12:38 pm
Mood: ------------------------------,
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It was a gruelling road that stretched before me every day. The destination was always identical but the story of getting there was different each day. I wonder if it was worth it. Paying the bills, keeping a roof over my head... yep... i had to make this trip over and over but nothing happened, it has stop actually. If i wasn't happy about this daily drive, at least it gave me food.
But, today, i gave up.
So many cars on the f@#$ing road. We're all in a rush to go nowhere. I can't beat anymore those cars, being really early make no sense... you might see less of them but the fatigue sets in and everything is catching up in an underhand way.
I've accepted it for a while, it was hurting less that way.
I've seen often flowers and crosses laid out by a tree on some exit ramp. Someone must have hit the wall and died. I wonder how many other people have died travelling this road and i know i will not be one of them. Still, would anyone put a memorial for me if i did? It's getting morose. I have to shift my attention.
More fighting worldwide, people dying from natural catastrophe, people losing their home. (Honestly, i don't care.why should I ). People lie to themselves to grab a hold of that elusive American Dream. They're here fighting for that so "called" dream. Have any of them found it? And if they did, are they happy? Was it everything they thought it would be? The look on some faces begs to question.
I have not interest in money, I need happiness. I hate how we jump through hoops for money but we have too. I had the feeling being a hamster running in a caged wheel. Many of us can't stop running and even can't get away... Being happy, hum... maybe happy on the outside (ahhh ! appearences) but what's going on inside?
Almost there, i have waited so much for better but it hasn't happened yet. And will never. Of course, there is always something better than what you have but there is always something worse. Better, yes, but i don't believe anymore.
I really don't know what will happened those next days... but i'm sure of one thing. I stopped travelling this f#$%ing road...
Have A Beautiful Day.
Arnaud.
Song of the day: SHOCKING PINKS "End of the World"
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Randoms 7...
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May 18, 2008 4:35 am
Mood: calm,
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.1-DO YOU EXERCISE AS MUCH AS YOU SHOULD? of course, don't i exercise right now ?
.2-WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU USED YOUR MICROWAVE FOR? 4 mediums potatoes for 6mns... voila !
.3-HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FAIL YOUR DRIVING LICENSE ? none.
.4-WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR SOMEONE? yup. my wife or kids.
.5-HAVE YOU EVER BURNT A LIVING THING WITH LIGHTER/MATCHES/MAGNIFYING GLASS? of course, and use alcohol/white spirit too... hehe.
.6-DOMINATE OR DOMINATED? i want to spank you.
.7-UNUSUAL FOOD THAT YOU LIKE TO EAT? i like eating coffee beans.
.8-MOST UNCOMMON PLACE WHERE YOU HAD SEX? GoldenNugget jacuzzi at 3pm afternoon, In a dark corner at the bar of a night club,...
.9-IS THERE ANYTHING PINK WITHIN 10 FEET OF YOU? nope. maybe a body part... oh well.
10-WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU LAUGHT? Miss Fawn.
11-DO YOU LIKE THINGS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK? what kind of thing do you refer at ?
12-WHAT BODY PART DO YOU WASH FIRST? head/hair.
13-AND THE LAST ONE? my feet. or my butt? lol
14-HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TIED-UP/DO YOU WANT TO BE? nope never, but i will... lol
15-HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A GAY/LESBIAN BAR? Yup. my first job in the US. Busboy in a gay nightclub -the Spike-
16-HAVE YOU EVER PEEKED IN THE OPPOSITE SEXE LOCKER ROOM? not the locker but the showers yes !
17-WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING YOU HAVE DONE WHILE DRIVING? weird... hum, getting "kissed" by a girl. is that counts.
18-HAVE YOU EVER SNIFFED AN ANIMAL'S BUTT? huh... can you repeat.
19-DO YOU SCRUNCH OR FOLD YOUR TOILET PAPER? fold.
20-DO YOU WANT TO BRING SEXY BACK? how come. did you look at me.
21-HAVE YOU EVER MEET A CELEBRITY? yup, with my job. Matt Damon, Bruce Willis, Tom Arnold... recently Kevin Sorbo (Hercules actor).
22-HAVE YOU EVER BEEN "HIT ON" BY A SAME SEXE PERSON? yup. to often. i'm wondering sometimes... lol.
23-PAIN OR NO GAIN? no question... pain.
24-WOULD YOU RUN FROM THE POLICE? i did it already, when young.
25-DO YOU OWN A GUN? naah.
26-DO YOU OWN SOMETHING FROM BANANA REPUBLIC? oh, you mean from Gap... no, 100$ for a shirt ! look at the quality..come on.
27-DO YOU OWN ANY BAND T-SHIRTS? Black Angels, Hendrix, Roll. Stones.
28-HAVE YOU EVER DRANK CHERRY COKE? just a zip... i tossed up the rest.
29-DOES SIZE MATTER? i guess so. why are you asking me.
30-WHAT TURNS YOU ON THE MOST? hard nipples.. oh man.
31-CAN YOU WHISTLE? yup.
32-DO YOU SHOWER ON A DAILY BASIS? of course! do you ask me that because i'm french.
33-WHEN YOU WERE BORN -WEIGHT/HEIGHT-? i was a big baby.. 55 cm (22inch.) for 5.750 (12.65pds) My mom has suffered.
34-DO YOU LIKE KENNY CHESNEY? who is this guy.
35-WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF A VAMPIRE BIT A WEREWOLF? hey, good question. dunno.
36-IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU HAVE DONE WHICH YOU REGRET? of course, who doesn't.
37-GROWING-UP, WHO WAS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? Diana Rigg (Emma Peel), Elle McPherson, Jaclyn Smith.
38-DO YOU LIKE CINNAMON TOOTHPASTE? i don't like cinnamon at all...no thanks.
39-LAST TIME YOU SAW FIREWORKS? don't remember. But, in France, i have a profesional license as pyrotechnist.
40-EVER WALK OUT OF A MOVIE? yes. of course i can't remember the movie. lol
41-WOULD YOU SUNBATHE NAKED? i don't like sunbathe but being naked in a private place, sure.
42-DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? still haven't met one.
Have a beautiful day.
Frenchguy.
Song of the day : THE RACONTEURS "Consoleur of the lonely"
just for the intro. jeez, the drums sounds good. pump-up the volume !!
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My right foot is smart... is he ?
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May 15, 2008 12:04 pm
Mood: curious,
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So many people may not realize but your right foot is pretty intelligent. This is really cool and don't blame me if you spend the next 20mns to try this one.
Yes... you can't outsmart your right foot ! need a proof ?
1- While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
2- Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand... your foot will change rotation.
Funny thing... hehe.
Have a beautiful day
Frenchguy.
Song of the day : RAMMSTEIN "Engel"
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Slow drivers
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May 13, 2008 11:32 am
Mood: bitchy,
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Slow drivers of the world,
In case all the "middle fingers" and curse words coming your way on a daily basis didn't alert you, let me be a bit more clear : you are Obnoxious. And everyone hates you.
I know, i know. It can be exciting to hum along to a Celine Dion song on that CD player... remembering how you saw her in Vegas last year. But for the love of all, can't you drive more than 22mph while you do so ? You're lilling me here.
Dear slow drivers, you always pull the same "prank" with me. You emerge out of the Big Lots parking lot without looking and cut me off. You then proceed to drive slower than the blood through Jerry Lewis's veins, inevitably leaving me driving 15 mph under the speed limit mile after mile.
And while i have your attention, dear idiot, divorced, rich (see divorced), Beverly hills woman driving the BMW/Lexus/Benz. at 55 mph in the fast lane on the highway, i hate to tell you... but you are such a loser. you are Queen Loser. Being french, i will create a parfum for you.., yeah, your cologne is Eau de Loser. If you were in the movie 300, your name will be Maximilia Loserus !!! If you were a vacuum, you had outperform the best Dyson with your own suckage...
Slow drivers in the fast lane, you are a hazard to the road and you need to have your license checked. And for those old "bitc#es" who drive slowly, you losers should be driving a broke '85 Kia Spectra. Leave the good machinery to people who have a clue.
So long.
Beautiful day to all.
Frenchguy
Song of the day : IGGY POP "Highway song"
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MP3 songs list.
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May 10, 2008 4:31 am
Mood: calm,
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Last night, we discuss (on the chat) about music taste. I told everyone that i was eclectic concerning music but you will not find "Rap" music here.
Here are the songs from my MP3 at this time(title song with # are my favorite).
Miss Fawn, you will have a bunch of titles to download... LOL
.AA BONDY : How will you meet your end.
#ACDC : For those about to rock.
.AL GREEN : Let's stay together.
#THE ARCADE FIRE : Intervention.
#THE ART OF NOISE : Love.
.ATERCIOPELADOS : Luz Azul
.BAT FOR LASHES : Trophy
.BEDOUIN SOUNDCLASH : Until we burn in the sun.
.BEN HARPER : Better ways
#BILLY IDOL : Flesh for fantasy.
#.......... : Sweet sixteen (Acoustic from VH1)
#THE BLACKS ANGELS : Young men dead.
.................. : Manipulation.
#................. : The first Vietnamese war.
#THE BLACK KEYS : I got mine.
#.............. : Things ain't like they used to be
.BLACK MOUNTAIN : Angels.
.BLONDE REDHEAD : 23
.BOB MARLEY & WAILERS : Buffalo soldier.
..................... : One love/People get ready.
.BO Movie GET CARTER : Get Carter theme.
#BONEY M : Daddy Cool.
#BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN : Streets of Philadelphia.
#CAMARATA & ORCHESTRA/CHORUS : Chorus of hebrew slaves.
#CAT POWER : Metal heart.
#CECILIA BARTOLI : Vivaldi;Sposa son disprezzata.
.THE CHARLATANS(UK) : The only one i know.
#CITIZEN COPE : Let the drummer kick.
.THE CLICKS : Oh yeah.
#THE CURE : Lullaby
#DARKER MY LOVE : Sleep within you.
#THE DETROIT COBRAS : Midnight blues.
#EDDIE VEDDER : Hard sun.
#EELS : Woman driving, man sleeping.
#ESKIMO JOE : London bombs.
#.......... : Comfort you.
#FELIX DA HOUSECAT : Something4porno (album vers.)
#FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD : The power of love.
#GEORGE SARAH : Sonata for Petra (Swayzak B. mix)
#THE HOLLIES : Long cool woman (in a black dress)
#IRON MAIDEN : The Prisonner.
#........... : Run to the hills.
#........... : Hallowed be Thy name.
#JEFFERSON AIRPLANE : White rabbit.
#JIMMY HENDRIX : The wind cries Mary.
#............. : Foxy lady.
#............. : All along the watchtower.
#JOHNNY CASH : Hurt.
#........... : First time i ever saw your face.
#........... : Help Me.
.JUSTICE : D.a.n.c.e.
.LINDA PERRY : Knock me up.
#LOW VS DIAMOND : Wasted.
.MADREBLU : Certamente.
.MATISYAHU : King without a crown.
.......... : Beat Box.
.MIDLAKE : Roscoe.
.MIDNIGHT MOVIES : Patient eye (edit-single)
.MIDNIGHT OIL : Beds are burning.
#MOBY feat. P.LABELLE : One of these mornings.
#NANCY SINATRA : Bang Bang (my baby shot me down)
#THE POLICE : Every breath you take.
#PREFAB SPROUT : Cars and girls.
#THE RACONTEURS : Consolers of the lonely.
#RAMMSTEIN : Amer-ika.
#......... : Ohne dich.
#......... : Reise, Reise.
.THE RAVEONETTES : Lust
#RAY LaMONTAGNE : Empty.
#.............. : Three more days.
#.............. : Lesson learned.
#RYUICHI SAKAMOTO : Solitude
#R.SAKAMOTO/D>SYLVIAN : Forbidden colors/Merry Christ. Mr Lawrence.
#SERGE GAINSBOURG : Sea, sex and sun.
#................ : Requiem pour un con.
.SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO : I believe.
.SNOW PATROL : Make this go on forever.
#THE SOULSAVERS : Revival.
.STEREOPHONICS : Maybe tomorrow.
.THE STOOGES : I wanna be your dog.
.VAST : Dedicate (a place for me)
#WILLIAM SHATNER : It hasn't happened yet.
#ZZ TOP : La grange.
Have a Beautiful day,
Frenchguy.
Song of the day : ... do your choice.
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Men's World -answer-
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May 6, 2008 1:56 pm
Mood: calm,
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At last, this post is open for comments.
Not that i like to start controversy or "war" but...
Being a man, looking for sex, i will certainly contact woman with pseudo like... hum "SexKitten"
instead of "OldVirgin". So, SexKitten, don't write that all men on this site have failed miserably. You represent yourself as a "sextoy".
Do you think you will attract men looking for a serious relationship ??
Then you wrote "men starts war due to their pride and property. But clearly a man starts war due to wanting a woman." This is a total non-sense. I'm glad you precise you're a student and hope you will spend more years to study...
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Randoms 6...
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May 4, 2008 9:47 am
Mood: calm,
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01-YOU WERE BORN IN? France -City of Lille-
02-YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO? Mostly stupidity...
03-ONE THING YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF? I'm too handsome... LOL
04-WHICH OF YOUR FINGERS WOULD YOU CHOP OFF FIRST-IF YOU HAD TO- humm... left pinky ?
05-HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN? Yes, during a ski trip.
06-HAVE YOU EVER QUIT A JOB? Of course...
07-IS THERE A WORD THAT MAKES YOU CRINGE? A word no but "you know what i'm saying" i can't stand it.
08-HOW ARE YOU AT ALGEBRA? I sucks, literally.
09-I KNOW YOU WATCH IT, SO WHAT IS THE TITLE OF THE LAST PORN VIDEO YOU WATCHED? Little Asian Dolls #2 
10-WHAT IS THE ODDEST SMELL YOU LIKE? The smell of Zippo fuel.
11-HAVE YOU EVER OPENED SOMEONE ELSE'S MAIL? When asked.
12-DO YOU BELIEVE IN FATE? Kinda.
13-DO YOU BELIEVE IN UFO/ALIENS? Not really
14-HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A LIVE INSECT? yes, so many times.
15-TRIED TO DRINK A GALLON OF MILK? Not possible.
16-ARE YOU SCARED OF CLOWNS? Love them !
17-YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY DANGEROUS ABORIGINES, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE HANDY? An AK-47.
18-HAVE YOU SEEN ANY GOOD BUMPER STICKERS LATELY? Nope, but on a dirty car "I wish my girl was as dirty!" find it very funny.
19-THE WORST PAIN I WAS EVeR IN WAS? After my dirt bike crash (No skin on left lower leg)
20-THE ONE PERSON THAT YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE RIGHT NOW? Emma.
21-IF THERE ARE 3 DUCKS ON THE ROAD, HOW MANY ARE IN THE POND? hum... 5 ?
22-WHO WOULD WIN, MUHAMMAD ALI OR CHUCK NORRIS? M. Ali
23-ROLLING STONES OR THE BEATLES? Absolutly R. Stones
24-WHICH REALITY SHOW YOU ENJOY WATCHING RECENTLY? Gene Simmons... quite good stuff.(A&E)
25-HAVE YOU SEEN ALL THE "ROCKY" MOVIES? Yup.
26-DO YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE HANDMADE GIFTS? Of course ! I collect knitted-socks !
27-HOW LONG IS TOO LONG TO WAIT IN LINE? 30 mns...
28-YOUR MOST EFFIMINATE(GUYS)/MASCULINE(GIRLS) CHARACTERISTIC? Hum.. I'm trimmed (not shave!) down there.
29-A FILM THAT CAN MAKE YOU CRY? "Life is beautiful" - "About Schmidt" (make me sad)
30-HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX-PHONE? Nope, through internet yes.
31-WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX (BE HONEST)? 2 1/2 years.. believe it or not. I became assexual LOL
32-ARE YOU DESESPERATE? F**K You !!!
33-WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Empty space.
34-ARE BABIES CUTE? Not all of them...
35-CAN YOU TOUCH YOU NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? Nope.
36-SOCKS AND SANDALS?... LOL, please.
Have a beautiful day,
Frenchguy.
Song of the day : GEORGE SARAH "Sonata for Petra (Swayzak baby into Babylon Mix)"
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Woman's life cycle.
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May 1, 2008 9:02 pm
Mood: calm,
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At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28: You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48: She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68: If you take her to bed, that'll be the story.
At 78: What story ?? What bed ?? Who are you ?!?!
Funny, isn'it ?? hummm.. for guys. 
Have a beautiful day.
Frenchguy.
Song of the day : THE SMITHS "Girlfriend in a coma"
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Whatever...
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Apr 29, 2008 3:34 am
Mood: tired,
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-I've made the "spring cleaning" of my apartment today; I stared at an empty water bottle for ten minutes i think. I, sure, was still high from the Pine Sol.
-Brooke White from Am. Idol, i'm not really attracted to blondes but... i'm willing to make exception.
-A Lady friend came over this evening and we discussed some things, we decided that we were better off being friends.
I am relieved.
- Again, i was doing dishes and decided to do some "air fencing" with the long wood spoon. After some musketeers moves the spoon was dry... hehe.
-WTF !!! yeah WTF !!! Def Leppard is playing some kind of gig for "Dancing with the stars" ! About some Polka concert during the half-time of the next SuperBowl ???
-I was so productive today 
Have a Beautiful day,
-a BEAUTIFUL one to Memo2Me-
Frenchguy
Song of the day : BRITNEY SPEARS : "Piece of me" (Boz o Lo Remix)
-i know i know B. Spears... but i like the Remix-
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