| Vocabulary. |
Jun 11, 2008 7:27 pm
Mood: calm, 975 Views |  | 1- A THINGEY:
A. Female - Any part under a car's hood.
B. Male - The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2- VULNERABLE:
A. Female - Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
B. Male - Playing football without a cup.
3- COMMUNICATION:
A. Female - The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
B. Male - Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4- COMMITMENT:
A. Female - A desire to get married and raise a family.
B. Male - Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
5- ENTERTAINMENT:
A. Female - A good movie, concert, play or book.
B. Male - Anything that can be done while drinking.
6- FLATULENCE:
A. Female - An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
B. Male - A source of entertainment, self-expression & male bonding.
7- MAKING LOVE:
A. Female - The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
B. Male - Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
8- REMOTE CONTROL:
A. Female - A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
B. Male - A device for scanning through all 250 channels every 5 mns.
Have a beautiful day.
frenchguy.
Song of the day : FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD "The power of love" |
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| Concerning my last blog... |
Jun 7, 2008 6:25 pm
Mood: calm, 924 Views | I wrote a blog, thinking that my settings would allow principally Pepe -and with hope only him- be one of the few to read it.
Well, my knowledge of computer show that i was unable to do so and that several people were able to read this post...
To be honest i don't mind, reality is what it is... but please, just "forget" this post, i do appreciate the fact of not divulging my situation. This is just a fact of my life and not a complaint.
Thanks.
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| Poem -CHARLES BAUDELAIRE- |
Jun 5, 2008 7:31 pm
Mood: drained, 838 Views |  | Poem de C.BAUDELAIRE "le gout du neant"
THE THIRST FOR THE VOID
My soul, you used to love battle's rumble.
Hope, whose sharp spur once kindled you like flame,
Will mount on you no more. Rest, without shame,
Old charger, since at every step you stumble.
Sleep now the sleep of brutes, proud heart: be humble.
O broken raider, for you outworn mettle,
Love has no joys, no fight is worth disputing.
Farewell to all the trumpeting and fluting!
Pleasure, have done, when brooding shadows settle,
The blooms of spring are vanquished by the nettle.
As snows devour stiff corpses in their welter,
Time wolfs my soul in, minute after minute.
I've seen the world and everything that's in it,
And I no longer seek in it for shelter;
Come, Avalanche! and sweep me helter-skelter.
Charles Baudelaire
-Trad. of Roy Campbell
Song of the day; THE SOULSAVERS "Revival" |
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| Souvenirs musicaux... |
Jun 3, 2008 5:48 pm
Mood: calm, 886 Views |  | After a long day of cleaning and packing my belongings, i'm ready to go. Where... i don't know but this is not the subject of this post. I have kept some "souvenirs" when i left France and i found a tape -yup, a tape... do you remember how it look like? - from the 80's. And oh surprise, this tape is a mix of rock/heavy metal.
I admit that, when 16/17 years old, i was proud of my Trust "antisocial" and Iron Maiden "the Beast" T-shirts....
I just thought that it would be funny to write down those groups in a post.
FACE 1.
TRUST 'Antisocial' * SATAN JOKERS 'Les fils du metal' * WARNING 'Rock City' * VULCAIN 'Le soviet supreme' * OCEAN 'Qu'on me laisse le temps' * ADX 'Memoire de l'eternel' * KILLERS 'Le fils de la haine' * TITAN 'L'assassin' * ATTENTAT ROCK 'Heavy metal'
FACE 2.
SAXON 'Princess of the night' * IRON MAIDEN 'Run to the hills' * AC/DC 'For those about to rock (we salute you) * ACCEPT 'Metal heart' * WARLOCK 'All we are' * MOTORHEAD 'Kill by death' * PANTERA 'Projects in the jungle' * LOUDNESS 'Road Racer'
As you can see, the Face 1 is only french heavy metal, and i admit that some of those groups were quite good at the time.
The Face 2 is about GB metal but also german -Accept, Warlock (Doro Pesch,singer,is one maybe the sexiest girl of heavy) and japan ! -Loundness- i was quite "in" at the time... LoL.
Have a beautiful day,
Frenchguy.
Song of the day: TRUST "Le Mitard" |
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| Daily report... |
May 30, 2008 5:33 pm
Mood: anxious, 866 Views |  | *My laughing buddha was destroyed this morning due to a inacurate move of my hand. I was heartbroken. I was on my knees yelling "there is no God! there is no God!", now i'll worshipping my (2nd) statue of a non-so much- laughing, more pensive Buddha. It's not as "happy" but it's on top of my TV, so i can meditate and watch -Bill O'Reilly- at the same time...
*I found out that Steven Seagal is a rockstar. Time to order some 'groupie tee' and some mocassins.
*2 months ago, Office Depot had 100-packs of blank CD's going for 2 for 1 so now i have 200 CD-R's that i'll never use. If anyone wants a CD of anything we can trade for... sexual favors ?!? and/or gratuitous compliments, at my discretion (of course).
*This morning, looking in the mirror, my eyes spotted my first white hair on my torso... jeezzz ! is it a revenge from my defunct ceramic little Buddha ?
*I just realized what a great song 'Pleasant valley sunday' by the Monkees is. Maybe it's lame to like the Monkees, but i'm a lame person lately.. so get over it!
PS: Incidentally, if you're wondering, I don't actually worship anything or watch (this dumba$$) O'Reilly. Also, you shouldn't have been wondering.
Have a beautiful day,
Frenchguy.
Song of the day: GUS BLACK "Love is a stranger"
another song to "listen" too.. put your headphones. |
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| Life... finally explained ? |
May 29, 2008 8:01 am
Mood: calm, 1020 Views |  | On the first day, God created the dog and told him:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, i will give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said:
'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and i'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and told him:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, i'll give you a twenty-year life span'
The monkey said:
'Monkey tricks for twenty-years? That's pretty long time to perform. How about i give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and told him:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, i will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said:
'That's kind of a though life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and i'll give back the other forty?'
And once again, God agreed.
On the fourth day, God created man and said to him:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, i'll give you twenty-years.'
But man replied:
'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, AND the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay', said God, 'You asked for it'
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
Have a beautiful day
Frenchguy.
Song of the day :
ELBOW
"Grounds for divorce"
"One day like this"
- you have to listen this 2 songs... - |
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| End of story |
May 20, 2008 12:38 pm
Mood: ------------------------------, 1059 Views |  | It was a gruelling road that stretched before me every day. The destination was always identical but the story of getting there was different each day. I wonder if it was worth it. Paying the bills, keeping a roof over my head... yep... i had to make this trip over and over but nothing happened, it has stop actually. If i wasn't happy about this daily drive, at least it gave me food.
But, today, i gave up.
So many cars on the f@#$ing road. We're all in a rush to go nowhere. I can't beat anymore those cars, being really early make no sense... you might see less of them but the fatigue sets in and everything is catching up in an underhand way.
I've accepted it for a while, it was hurting less that way.
I've seen often flowers and crosses laid out by a tree on some exit ramp. Someone must have hit the wall and died. I wonder how many other people have died travelling this road and i know i will not be one of them. Still, would anyone put a memorial for me if i did? It's getting morose. I have to shift my attention.
More fighting worldwide, people dying from natural catastrophe, people losing their home. (Honestly, i don't care.why should I ). People lie to themselves to grab a hold of that elusive American Dream. They're here fighting for that so "called" dream. Have any of them found it? And if they did, are they happy? Was it everything they thought it would be? The look on some faces begs to question.
I have not interest in money, I need happiness. I hate how we jump through hoops for money but we have too. I had the feeling being a hamster running in a caged wheel. Many of us can't stop running and even can't get away... Being happy, hum... maybe happy on the outside (ahhh ! appearences) but what's going on inside?
Almost there, i have waited so much for better but it hasn't happened yet. And will never. Of course, there is always something better than what you have but there is always something worse. Better, yes, but i don't believe anymore.
I really don't know what will happened those next days... but i'm sure of one thing. I stopped travelling this f#$%ing road...
Have A Beautiful Day.
Arnaud.
Song of the day: SHOCKING PINKS "End of the World" |
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| Randoms 7... |
May 18, 2008 4:35 am
Mood: calm, 925 Views |  | .1-DO YOU EXERCISE AS MUCH AS YOU SHOULD? of course, don't i exercise right now ?
.2-WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU USED YOUR MICROWAVE FOR? 4 mediums potatoes for 6mns... voila !
.3-HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FAIL YOUR DRIVING LICENSE ? none.
.4-WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR SOMEONE? yup. my wife or kids.
.5-HAVE YOU EVER BURNT A LIVING THING WITH LIGHTER/MATCHES/MAGNIFYING GLASS? of course, and use alcohol/white spirit too... hehe.
.6-DOMINATE OR DOMINATED? i want to spank you.
.7-UNUSUAL FOOD THAT YOU LIKE TO EAT? i like eating coffee beans.
.8-MOST UNCOMMON PLACE WHERE YOU HAD SEX? GoldenNugget jacuzzi at 3pm afternoon, In a dark corner at the bar of a night club,...
.9-IS THERE ANYTHING PINK WITHIN 10 FEET OF YOU? nope. maybe a body part... oh well.
10-WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU LAUGHT? Miss Fawn.
11-DO YOU LIKE THINGS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK? what kind of thing do you refer at ?
12-WHAT BODY PART DO YOU WASH FIRST? head/hair.
13-AND THE LAST ONE? my feet. or my butt? lol
14-HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TIED-UP/DO YOU WANT TO BE? nope never, but i will... lol
15-HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A GAY/LESBIAN BAR? Yup. my first job in the US. Busboy in a gay nightclub -the Spike-
16-HAVE YOU EVER PEEKED IN THE OPPOSITE SEXE LOCKER ROOM? not the locker but the showers yes !
17-WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING YOU HAVE DONE WHILE DRIVING? weird... hum, getting "kissed" by a girl. is that counts.
18-HAVE YOU EVER SNIFFED AN ANIMAL'S BUTT? huh... can you repeat.
19-DO YOU SCRUNCH OR FOLD YOUR TOILET PAPER? fold.
20-DO YOU WANT TO BRING SEXY BACK? how come. did you look at me.
21-HAVE YOU EVER MEET A CELEBRITY? yup, with my job. Matt Damon, Bruce Willis, Tom Arnold... recently Kevin Sorbo (Hercules actor).
22-HAVE YOU EVER BEEN "HIT ON" BY A SAME SEXE PERSON? yup. to often. i'm wondering sometimes... lol.
23-PAIN OR NO GAIN? no question... pain.
24-WOULD YOU RUN FROM THE POLICE? i did it already, when young.
25-DO YOU OWN A GUN? naah.
26-DO YOU OWN SOMETHING FROM BANANA REPUBLIC? oh, you mean from Gap... no, 100$ for a shirt ! look at the quality..come on.
27-DO YOU OWN ANY BAND T-SHIRTS? Black Angels, Hendrix, Roll. Stones.
28-HAVE YOU EVER DRANK CHERRY COKE? just a zip... i tossed up the rest.
29-DOES SIZE MATTER? i guess so. why are you asking me.
30-WHAT TURNS YOU ON THE MOST? hard nipples.. oh man.
31-CAN YOU WHISTLE? yup.
32-DO YOU SHOWER ON A DAILY BASIS? of course! do you ask me that because i'm french.
33-WHEN YOU WERE BORN -WEIGHT/HEIGHT-? i was a big baby.. 55 cm (22inch.) for 5.750 (12.65pds) My mom has suffered.
34-DO YOU LIKE KENNY CHESNEY? who is this guy.
35-WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF A VAMPIRE BIT A WEREWOLF? hey, good question. dunno.
36-IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU HAVE DONE WHICH YOU REGRET? of course, who doesn't.
37-GROWING-UP, WHO WAS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? Diana Rigg (Emma Peel), Elle McPherson, Jaclyn Smith.
38-DO YOU LIKE CINNAMON TOOTHPASTE? i don't like cinnamon at all...no thanks.
39-LAST TIME YOU SAW FIREWORKS? don't remember. But, in France, i have a profesional license as pyrotechnist.
40-EVER WALK OUT OF A MOVIE? yes. of course i can't remember the movie. lol
41-WOULD YOU SUNBATHE NAKED? i don't like sunbathe but being naked in a private place, sure.
42-DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? still haven't met one.
Have a beautiful day.
Frenchguy.
Song of the day : THE RACONTEURS "Consoleur of the lonely"
just for the intro. jeez, the drums sounds good. pump-up the volume !! |
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| My right foot is smart... is he ? |
May 15, 2008 12:04 pm
Mood: curious, 939 Views |  | So many people may not realize but your right foot is pretty intelligent. This is really cool and don't blame me if you spend the next 20mns to try this one.
Yes... you can't outsmart your right foot ! need a proof ?
1- While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
2- Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand... your foot will change rotation.
Funny thing... hehe.
Have a beautiful day
Frenchguy.
Song of the day : RAMMSTEIN "Engel" |
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| Slow drivers |
May 13, 2008 11:32 am
Mood: bitchy, 873 Views |  | Slow drivers of the world,
In case all the "middle fingers" and curse words coming your way on a daily basis didn't alert you, let me be a bit more clear : you are Obnoxious. And everyone hates you.
I know, i know. It can be exciting to hum along to a Celine Dion song on that CD player... remembering how you saw her in Vegas last year. But for the love of all, can't you drive more than 22mph while you do so ? You're lilling me here.
Dear slow drivers, you always pull the same "prank" with me. You emerge out of the Big Lots parking lot without looking and cut me off. You then proceed to drive slower than the blood through Jerry Lewis's veins, inevitably leaving me driving 15 mph under the speed limit mile after mile.
And while i have your attention, dear idiot, divorced, rich (see divorced), Beverly hills woman driving the BMW/Lexus/Benz. at 55 mph in the fast lane on the highway, i hate to tell you... but you are such a loser. you are Queen Loser. Being french, i will create a parfum for you.., yeah, your cologne is Eau de Loser. If you were in the movie 300, your name will be Maximilia Loserus !!! If you were a vacuum, you had outperform the best Dyson with your own suckage...
Slow drivers in the fast lane, you are a hazard to the road and you need to have your license checked. And for those old "bitc#es" who drive slowly, you losers should be driving a broke '85 Kia Spectra. Leave the good machinery to people who have a clue.
So long.
Beautiful day to all.
Frenchguy
Song of the day : IGGY POP "Highway song" |
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