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If i was...
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Aug 9, 2008 3:52 am
Mood: calm,
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1. A COLOR : Blue
2. A FLAVOUR : Sweet
3. A SMELL : Woman skin
4. A SOUND : Child laugh
5. AN ANIMAL : Dog (Setter Gordon)
6. A BIRD : Robin
7. A TREE : Libanese Cedar
8. A SONG : "Ne me quittes pas" J. BREL
9. A PARFUM : Fahrenheit de Dior
10. A FLOWER : A Snowdrop
11. A FRUIT : Peach
12. A COURSE : Chicory sprinkled with cheese/bechamel
13. A ELEMENT : Eau
14. A NATURAL PHENOMENOM : Sunset
15. A PLACE : Country side
16. A DIRECTION : South-West
17. A MYTHOLOGY GODDESS : Athena (Minerve)
18. A MYTHOLOGY GOD : Poseidon (Neptune)
19. A HEROINE/HERO : no idea.
20. A MOTTO : "Only truth is painfull"
21. A TALENT : Cooking (Haute-Cuisine)
22. A PROFESSION : Antique dealer
23. A OBJECT : Record-Player
24. A MUSIC INSTRUMENT : Drums
25. A PLANET : Earth
26. A BOOK : about cooking
27. A MOVIE : "Life is beautiful" by R.Benigni
28. A LANGUAGE : French
29. A STONE : a simple rock
30. A ZODIAC SIGN : Rooster/Libra
31. A MUSICIAN : Jimy Hendricks
32. A CLOTHE : Flanel Shirt
33. A HOT DRINK : Expresso
34. A COLD DRINK : water
35. AN ALCOHOLIC DRINK : Bordeaux Wine
36. A TOWN : Perpignan
37. A COUNTRY : France
38. A EMOTION : Happiness
39. A FEELING : Love
40. A DEADLY SIN : Lust (by default)
41. A QUALITY : Respectful
42. A SEASON : l’été
43. A FAULT : Realist
Have a beautiful day
Frenchguy,
Song of the day: COMBICHRIST "This s'it will Fcuk you up"
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Airport Security...
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Aug 9, 2008 1:10 am
Mood: calm,
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Airport Security: What's your Name?
Passenger: Batman!!
Airport Security: Your real name please?
Passenger: My name is Bat-Man!
Airport Security: Are you trying to be funny?
Passenger: ....
Airport Security: What is your family name?
Passenger: Superman!
Airport Security handcuffs him & puts him into a locked security room. Then the Police checked his passport....
Now, click the pic...
Have a beautiful day
Frenchguy,
Song of the day: VNV NATION "Illusion"
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ATM adventure...
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Aug 4, 2008 7:32 am
Mood: tired,
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A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. The customers using this new facility are subject to studies to ameliorate our service in the future. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine!
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find hand bag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
Have a beautiful day,
Frenchguy.
Song of the day: PROTOTYPES "Je ne te connais pas"
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Tattoo...
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Aug 4, 2008 4:53 am
Mood: impatient,
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Koi fish, or Carp are a fixture of Japanese tattoing and play important roles in both Chinese and Japanese myths, legends, fables, and stories.
According to Japanese/Chinese legend if a koi succeeded in climbing the falls at a point called Dragon Gate on the Yellow River it would be transformed into a dragon. Based on that legend, it became a symbol of perseverance and advancement.
More generally, the Japanese associate koi (also known as carp) with perserverance in adversity and strength of purpose. Because of its strength and determination to overcome obstacles, it stands for courage and the ability to attain high goals.
Others say it means good fortune or luck.
More input:
The Koi Fish is symbolic in the Buddhist Religion, representing courage. Humans 'swim' through the 'ocean of suffering' without fear, just like a fish swims through water.
The Koi is symbolic with family. On Childrens Day Koi flags are raised, Black Koi the father, Orange/Red mother, Blue/White for a boy, red/pink for a girl.
"There is another word to describe "love" which is "koi". The kanji character for "kokoro (heart)" is included as part of both kanji characters. Both "ai" and "koi" are probably translated as "love" in English.
However, they have slightly different nuance: "Koi" is a love for the opposite sex, or a longing feeling for a specific person. It can be described as "romantic love" or "passionate love". While "ai" has the same meaning as "koi," it also has a definition of a general feeling of love. "Koi" can be selfish, but "ai" is a real love.
Here are some lines that explain them well: Koi is always wanting. Ai is always giving.
A koi tattoo is supposed to represent different things it just depends on the color and the amount of them and the direction they are swimming in the stream. 5 golden koi is supposed to represent eternal wealth and well being. When a Koi in the tattoo is showed swimming upstream, it means that the tattooee is still struggling with their problems whereas a Koi swimming downstream implies that the difficulties were overcomed.
The Carp can also represents wisdom, knowledge, longevity and loyalty.
Well, all those explanations are just another 'push' to get a tattoo. I have the design ready since many years and it's time to take the final step, I would go for a half-sleeve on my left arm.
Do some of you have tattoos?
Have a beautiful day,
Frenchguy.
#2 song of the day: BENJAMIN BIOLAY "Little darlin'"
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Long-Island monster...
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Aug 1, 2008 3:41 pm
Mood: bored,
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This is a picture of some kind of animal found close to Long-Island yesterday. (clic on the pic)
Is it:
-Photoshop.
-A turtle without shell.
-A devilish monster.
Could be nice if it was a new sea species but i would opt for a turtle whithout shell.
What do you think?
Have a beautiful day,
Frenchguy
Song of the day: JOE DeLUXE "Itsy Bitsy Spyder"
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Ethics...
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Jul 31, 2008 2:04 am
Mood: dreamer,
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For your own well-being, for self-preservation, think critically. Listen to your true self, not the one you hope or pretend to be or especially the one you think others want you to be. Take suggestions, not necessarily to heart. Never underestimate secret agendas of people. Don't believe that you're ever the best, or the worst. Forgive don't forget. Incessently evaluate your beliefs, and values. Don't be completly sated. Go for knowledge. Be open-minded. Push for ideals, don't arbitrarily accept false realities; the world is not what it is, it's what you turn it into.. life's is a banquet and most people shouldn't starve to death.
Have a beautiful day,
Frenchguy.
Song of the day: THE GOSSIP "Standing in the way of control"
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Women...
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Jul 26, 2008 12:40 am
Mood: calm,
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with nlow pay, you should get off your a$$ and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassement.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping with someone else.
Have a beautiful day,
Frenchguy.
Song of the day: LISA GERRARD "Come tenderness"
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T.G.I.F. -music and thoughts...
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Jul 25, 2008 4:51 pm
Mood: calm,
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- Behind every succesful woman there is a satisfied man, but behind every satisfied woman there is an exhausted man...
- If you use a fork when you eat beans you will poke all the farts from the beans, resulting in a less or no gas after comsuption...
- Always remember, Everyone seems normal until you get to know them...
Daily Thought:
- Some people are like slow, not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs...
and now, music:
MIDNIGHT JUGGERNAUTS "Shadows"
ELBOW "One day like this"
DEAD CAN DANCE "Rakim"
MSTRKRFT "Street Justice"
JOAN JETT & BLACKHEARTS "I hate myself for loving you"
SHINEDOWN "Devour"
MY MORNING JACKET "Smokin from shootin"
AIMEE MANN "Looking for nothing"
FOXBORO HOTTUBS "Red tide"
MIDNIGHT MOVIES "Patient eye"
Have a beautiful day,
Frenchguy
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About scary music videos....
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Jul 20, 2008 5:35 pm
Mood: Scary,
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Korn send this music video to Fawn:
MUDVAYNE "Dig"
who is kinda creepy.
So, i had to give my "Menu du jour"
Start progressively with :
APHEX TWIN "Come to daddy"
DIR EN GREY "Obscure" -Uncensored-
then:
SKINNY PUPPY "Worlock"
finish with:
NINE INCH NAILS "Gave up" (broken DVD)
-Please, read; this video is ExtremelY graphique. It is very disturbing... don't come to complain, i did warn you-
All those videos are on Y-Tube. Just write the songs (as i did) to watch them
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A new companion?
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Jul 20, 2008 3:32 pm
Mood: Split,
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A red fish (now dead) LOL and some green plants aren't the best companions for a single guy...
As i wrote previously i was looking to adopt a dog and... just got a call from friends who have a young Beagle in need of a new home.
Look at the pic, this dog look so nice... but i have second thoughts. Would i have enough time for a young dog, what would happen if i'm gone for a full day... aish.
I had already a name for him. Elmo.
Anyway, tomorrow is the final day to take a decision.
Beautiful day to all,
Frenchguy.
Song of the day (2) NEWTON FAULKNER "Teardrop"
-very good reprise of Massive Attack-
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