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If Batman had a cat, it would probably look something like this.
The household pet, named Yoda, was born with an extra set of ears.
Valerie and Ted Rock took him in two years ago after visiting a bar near their home in Chicago, where he was being passed round by curious drinkers.
He was one of a large litter and the owners were looking for a home for him.
A good listener: Two-year-old house cat Yoda was born with four ears
The couple immediately fell for the freaky feline and asked the owner if they could adopt him. He agreed and the couple named the cat Yoda, after the pointy-eared Jedi knight in Star Wars.
Valerie, 65, said: 'We were at a pub on the south side of Chicago with a group of friends when we noticed a small cage sitting on the bar and people passing around a kitten.
'He had been part of a large litter and the owners were looking to find a home for him.
'Ted and I had just lost a cat that was our pet for over 20 years, and we were sure we were done with cats.
'When he was passed around he reached for Ted, crawled up into the crook of his neck and fell asleep - Ted was a goner.
'It was a done deal when the kitten made himself at home on Ted's shoulder.
'We decided to name him Yoda. I understand the Star Wars character was based on George Lucas' cat.'
After adopting the eight-week-old kitten into their Illinois home, Valerie decided to have Yoda checked out with the local vet.
But the vet was mystified by his unique appearance.
'The vet had never seen anything like it before,' explains Valerie. 'He immediately went to the internet and found the four-eared cat in Germany.
'We have spoken with other vets in our acquaintance, and they likewise had never encountered anything like this.
'We began to realise that we had something very special.
'As a result, he has been an indoor cat and has a chip installed in case he gets lost. Yoda is so different that we were concerned that he might be catnapped.'
Yoda's extra 'flaps' are separate to the base of his skull, with one placed slightly behind the other.
Yet despite his unusual looks, Valerie is sure Yoda's behaviour - and hearing - are quite normal.
'Yoda's hearing is normal as far as we know,' says Valerie. 'People do a double take when they see him or his picture. It is great fun showing him off.
'We have actually had people ask if we had his ears cut to look this way.
'But he is a perfectly normal affectionate, curious cat and is a joy to have around.
'He is not afraid of anything and is very sociable unlike some of the other cats I have owned.
'But he does have an interesting obsession with bread - I can't leave bread on the counter for a moment.
'And when he purrs, it is not audible. The only way I know that he is purring is to put my finger on his throat to feel the vibration.
'He also is not very vocal. He meows, but only softly, and not very often which is a good thing.'
Aug 9, 2008 11:47 am Mood: contemplative, 396 Views
I Believe... That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other.
I Believe... That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
I Believe... That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
I Believe... That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
I Believe... That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
I Believe... That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
I Believe... That you can keep going long after you think you can't.
I Believe... That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
I Believe... That either you control your attitude or it controls you.
I Believe... That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.
I Believe... That money is a lousy way of keeping score.
I Believe... That my best friend and I can do anything ~ or nothing ~ and have the best time.
I Believe... That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones to help you get back up.
I Believe... That sometimes when I'm angry, I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
I Believe... That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
I Believe... That it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others; sometimes, you have to learn to forgive yourself..
I Believe... That no matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief.
I Believe... That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
I Believe... That you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.
I Believe... Two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different..
I Believe... That your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.
I Believe... That even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you - you will find the strength to help.
I Believe... That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.
I Believe... That the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon.
I Believe.... That you should send this to all of the people that you believe in, I just did.
'The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything.'
Pet Carrier There are a few steps you can follow to make using a pet carrier a simple procedure. Set the carrier out so you cat can sniff it and get use to it. The when you are ready to load your cat into the carrier, have plenty of fresh water and food available. Not for the cat…for you! This could take a few days.
Photographs It is a good ides to keep a camera handy. That way you’ll be able to take 100s of spontaneous pictures of your cat…all of which will look exactly alike.
Leaving Your Cat At Home When circumstance force you to leave you cat alone at home, you can leave the TV on for companionship. Just be sure to it tuned to PBS as network programming is way below the IQ level of the average cat.
Traveling With a Cat Don’t. Trust me on this one.
Hiding Your Cat You may move into an apartment that does not allow pets. If questioned there are a few phrases you can use: 1) That tray full of sand is my tribute to “Our Friend in the Desert” 2) I’m having rodent problems. That rubber mouse is a decoy. 3) I’m a carpet salesman and what you think is a scratching post is actually a “sample on a stick”
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.
Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?'
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard, 'T hat was close! That old poodle nearly had me!'
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.
'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
Moral of this story....
Don't mess with old fart s .. age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
Grooming Your cat will hours grooming herself with her tongue. Should you wish to assist, please use a brush.
Fur balls The fur ball is a small amount of cat hair ingested by your cat during grooming. Not to worry, cats are able to cough up fur balls, and will do so…in the dining room the next time you’re having an intimate dinner.
Shedding During shedding season, try to keep your car away from all dark clothing and fine furniture. Shedding season usually runs from January to mid December.
Brushings Your cat will require a good brushing at least once a week. Though he may enjoy it at first, he will soon indicate he has enough. At this point, finish quickly, otherwise he will rip into your hands like a school of piranhas.
Neutering As a conscientious cat owner concerned with the pet explosion, you may wish to have your pet neutered. This tends to be more effective than the “responsibility” lecture.
Clawed or declawed To answer this, you should ask yourself how partial you are to drapes, furniture and flesh. (as a rule of thumb, unless your cat is strictly an indoor cat do not declaw)
The Veterinarian Most vets have what are called “standard charges”. For example: Park in vet’s parking lot $5.00
Take pet through vet’s door $25.00
Vet says “Hello” to you $15.00
Vet says “Hello” to your cat $100.00
Vet says “We’ll treat him like our own” $200.00 and up.
Food: It is easy to determine which brand of cat food your cat will prefer. Just buy the most expensive, hard to find gourmet brand. That is the kind your cat will eat.
Weight: Cats require a carefully planned diet if they are to maintain a sleek appearance and a healthy lifestyle. You know your cat is overweight when: 1) He attempts to rid your house of mice by sending them to Arkansas on a vacation land scams. 2) Rather than jumping up onto the seat to drink from the toilet, he siphons it out with a bendy straw. 3) After polishing off all of your rhododendrons, he stares longingly out the window at the elm in the front yard.
Snacks: At times you cat will desire a between meal snack. So keep plenty of houseplants within easy reach.
Dry Cat Food: A good crunchy dry cat food will add strength to your cat’s health, luster to his coat and small painful indentations to the bottom of your feet.
Water: Always keep fresh dishes of water available for your cat. Otherwise he’ll have nothing to slop all over the floor.
Food Dish: You, like so many other cat owners, may want to spend extra dollars to personalize your cat’s food dish. However, your cat will still prefer to eat off your plate.
Drinking: You may find your cat drinking from the toilet. Don’t worry, it probably just means she’s worked up a thirst unrolling and shredding the whole roll of bathroom tissue.
Cat Toys: Your cat will have hours of sun batting a ball around the house. Especially if the ball is one of those with the bell in the middle and the squeaker attachments that dings and squawks till you want to kill KILL KILL the twisted maniac who invented it!!
Playtime: If you notice your cat playfully batting a wadded up bunch of string, it probably means she is exercising growing muscles, developing eye/paw co ordination and she’s ripped your favorite new sweater to shreds.
Amusement: Your cat well enjoy playing with following toys: 1) a catnip mouse 2) ball on a string 3) your new $1500 sofa
Liter Box: The litter box is a small flat tray that you temporarily fill with litter so that your cat can scatter it all over the room.
Scratching Post: We already talked about the sofa.
Communication: To better understand your cat, attempt to learn what certain sounds mean. For example, a gentle purr probably means “I’m hungry” While a one short “meow” most likely means “I’m hungry” A long wailing sound in the middle of the night usually means “I’m hungry”
The Stare: Your cat may give you’re the Stare. This usually means “What part of ‘meow’ didn’t you understand?”
Choosing the Right Cat There are all types of cats. Decide which would be best for you based on your life style, needs and personality. A few cat types include: 1) Persian 2) Siamese 3) Common Alley 4) Plush; sticks to car windows
Naming Your Cat Give you car a name he or she will respond to. Favorite names of cats everywhere: 1) Your Majesty 2)Your Highness 3) Your Grace 4) Master of All You Survey
Nicknames According to a recent survey, the most popular nicknames are: “Cutie” “Sweetie” “Honey” And the most popular: “Get away from that pizza!”
Cat Accessories Owning a new cat requires that you buy the following items: Water dish, food dish, litter box, cute little bed with “Shhhh…Kitty’s sleeping” logo, a couple of ceramic cats, a stuffed cat, a decoupaged cat, a glass car figurine, several studio quality cat portraits, a cat bumper sticker or two and cat wallpaper. A cat collar is a necessary purchase because 1) it has an ID tag 2) a leash can be attached (yeah right) 3)it’s soooooo cute
Cat Qualities You’ll find your cat frisky and fun loving. You’ll find you cat cute and adorable. You’ll find your cat in your best linen drawer.
The Rewards Owning a cat guarantees that you will always have joy in you heart, companionship in your home and little paw prints on the hood of your car.
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots
Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!
But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.
She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland ...
And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.
Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.
But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw!
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just......
I missed an episode, but Jae ws deposed after taking his ill mistress to the King, who had just learned of his eldest sons' infidelity...again. The 3rd son was named Crown Prince and life is turned upside down. Japanese pirates menace the coast, drought and famine slowly kill the people, and they blame the new Crown Prince. When the show flashed the names of the characters on the screen I never saw Doe for the 3rd son or Jae for the eldest, and I'm not going to try and type what I saw as I may get it wrong. So in this last episode, the King abdicates and tell Doe that this is the last time he can call him that and Doe is enthroned as the 4th King of Joseon in the 26th year of Liberation ( 1418 )and is named King SeJong. SeJong was not part of the name that flashed for the character of the 3rd son. Okay...I am confused. How many names can one man have???
