KOREAN 101... Oct 24, 2008 4:42 am 2685 Views ANNYEONGHASEYO & ALOHA FROM HAWAII AND GOMAWOYO FOR VISITING MY BLOG POST...I AM TRYING TO LEARN AS MUCH BASIC KOREAN WORDS AS POSSIBLE. ANY HELP WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. GOMAWOYO! =D 3 Comments

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Dec 31, 2008 12:52 am Mood: happy, 1823 Views Just a short note to wish all my friends a very Happy and Safe New Year. May 2009 be a better year for us all! Thanks for all the woderful friends I have made here on KFF. Take care and God Bless. Help spread the cheer...have a g8 New Year! If you drink, PLZ walk home! Kidding! Drink and drive sensibly! See you all next year! Aloha no ka ko'u (until we meet again) Azn... 3 Comments

BECAUSE WE ALL NEED TO LAUGH... Nov 4, 2008 2:38 am 2382 Views AS THEY SAY, LAUGHTER IS GOOD MEDICINE...AND LET ME QUOTE, "THIS IS MEANT IN NO WAY TO HURT ANY ONE MAN'S FEELINGS...IT WAS MEANT FOR LAUGHTER ONLY..."...SORRY GUYS, BUT THIS WAS PAST DOWN DO ME AND I FELT I HAD TO SHARE THIS. FOR ALL THOSE MEN WHO SAY, "WHY BUY A COW WHEN YOIU CAN GET MILK FOR FREE..." HERE'S AN UPDATE FOR YOU: WHY ARE 80% OF WOMAN AGAINST MARRIAGE? BECAUSE WOMAN REALIZE IT IS NOT WORTH BUYING AN ENTIRE PIG JUST TO GET A LITTLE SAUSAGE! MEN ARE LIKE..... 1. ...LAXATIVES...THEY IRRITATE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 2. ...BANANAS...THE OLDER THEY GET, THE LESS FIRM THEY ARE. 3. ...WEATHER...NOTHING CAN BE DONE TO CHANGE THEM. 4. ...BENDERS...YOU NEED ONE, BUT YOU'RENOT QUITE SURE WHY. 5. ...CHOCOLATE BARS...SWEET, SMOOTH, & USUALLY HEAD RIGHT FOR YOUR HIPS. 6. ...COMMERCIALS...YOU CAN'T BELIEVE A WORD THEY SAY. 7. ...DEPARTMENT STORES..THEIR CLOTHES ARE ALWAYS 1/2 OFF. 8. ...GOVERNMENT BONDS...THEY TAKE SOOOOO LONG TO MATURE. 9. ...MASCARA...THEY USUALLY RUN AT THE FIRST SIGN OF MOTION. 10. ...POPCORN...THEY SATISFY YOU, BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 11. ...SNOWSTORMS...YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE COMING, HOW ANY INCHES YOU'LL GET OR HOW LONG IT WILL LAST. 12. ...LAVA LAMPS...FUN TO LOOK AT, BUT NOT VERY BRIGHT. 13. ...PARKING SPOTS...ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN, THE REST ARE HANDICAPPED. HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED A GOOD LAUGH! 1 comment

MEXICAN DICTIONARY Nov 4, 2008 2:36 am 2509 Views BODYWASH: I can't go to the cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids. SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER. COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO! SODAS: My vieja has big tatas and SODAS her sister. JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!! JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem! TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how! HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back! BRIEF: Hey Homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF! JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to the store and JULY to me! Julyer!!! MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left! CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!! TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes. WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is! HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES. HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona. You scared me! HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up! Special Attention Law Enforcement: FRITO :After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go 1 comment

M E N.... Nov 4, 2008 2:35 am Mood: WODERING, 2420 Views Woman has Man in it; Mrs.has Mr. in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; Okay, it all makes sense now.. I never looked at it this way before: MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist AND... When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? 2 Comments

COUNFUCIOUS SAYS... Nov 4, 2008 2:34 am 2259 Views Virginity like bubble one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch a$$ should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* =D 0 Comments

ANGER MANAGEMENT Nov 4, 2008 2:31 am Mood: FUNNNEEE, 2443 Views Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?" Wife: "I clean the toilet" Husband: "How does that help ?" Wife: "I use your toothbrush." 4 Comments

ARE YOU A PROCRASTINATOR? Nov 3, 2008 9:29 pm 2494 Views Procrastination is a way for us to be satisfied with second~rate results; we can always tell ourselves we'd have done a beter job if only we'd had more time...If you're good at rationalizing, you can keep yourself feeling rather satisfied this way, but it's a cheap happy. You're whittling your expectations of yourself down lower and lower. by: ~Richard O'Conner, Phd. In Happy At Last; The Thinking Person's Guide To Finding For (St. Martin's) 2 Comments

M E N... Oct 29, 2008 12:52 am 3088 Views Woman has Man in it; Mrs.has Mr. in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; Okay, it all makes sense now.. I never looked at it this way before: MEN tal illness MEN strual cramps MEN tal breakdown MEN opause GUY necologist AND... When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? 19 Comments

WHY? Question for MEN... Oct 29, 2008 12:46 am Mood: curious, 2815 Views Why do men leave the toilet seat up after they are done? If they can't remember to put it back down, why can't they sit down to use the toilet like some guys I know? Just a qustion out of curiosity. This is also one of my biggest pet peeves...sorry, but I really must know! LOL 8 Comments

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