What is marketing?  

Clover1 5/9/2009 4:18 am	"What is Marketing?" 1.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing. 2.You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising. 3.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Telemarketing. 4.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations. 5.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..." That's Brand Recognition. 6.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback!
shehjaar1969 Ask me for a photo 1 post  6/13/2009 12:52 pm	And u go to a girl and tell her don't marry me ; i am a brainteaser.This is called preventive marketting. God bless you BT
shanghiguy Ask me for a photo 9 posts  6/4/2009 7:04 pm	Great teaching concept of marketing Clover1! Are you taking business classes now? I love your new photo, very adult pose. It shows the beautiful lady you are becoming. Keep writing! Bob.
niyyah2007 11 posts  5/16/2009 4:25 pm	Soooo funny and soooo true! I'm a very poor man,but i love you.What would you call that? Marketing Sabotage? hahahaha
sixpack 918 posts  5/15/2009 7:45 am	Very good that a great marketing senses for those who lack some ahhaha I guess I like this post its what us marketing is doing! heheheh six