BECAUSE WE ALL NEED TO LAUGH...  

Azn_HI_Girl Ask me for a photo 11/4/2008 2:38 am

AS THEY SAY, LAUGHTER IS GOOD MEDICINE...AND LET ME QUOTE, "THIS IS MEANT IN NO WAY TO HURT ANY ONE MAN'S FEELINGS...IT WAS MEANT FOR LAUGHTER ONLY..."...SORRY GUYS, BUT THIS WAS PAST DOWN DO ME AND I FELT I HAD TO SHARE THIS. FOR ALL THOSE MEN WHO SAY, "WHY BUY A COW WHEN YOIU CAN GET MILK FOR FREE..." HERE'S AN UPDATE FOR YOU: WHY ARE 80% OF WOMAN AGAINST MARRIAGE? BECAUSE WOMAN REALIZE IT IS NOT WORTH BUYING AN ENTIRE PIG JUST TO GET A LITTLE SAUSAGE! MEN ARE LIKE..... 1. ...LAXATIVES...THEY IRRITATE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 2. ...BANANAS...THE OLDER THEY GET, THE LESS FIRM THEY ARE. 3. ...WEATHER...NOTHING CAN BE DONE TO CHANGE THEM. 4. ...BENDERS...YOU NEED ONE, BUT YOU'RENOT QUITE SURE WHY. 5. ...CHOCOLATE BARS...SWEET, SMOOTH, & USUALLY HEAD RIGHT FOR YOUR HIPS. 6. ...COMMERCIALS...YOU CAN'T BELIEVE A WORD THEY SAY. 7. ...DEPARTMENT STORES..THEIR CLOTHES ARE ALWAYS 1/2 OFF. 8. ...GOVERNMENT BONDS...THEY TAKE SOOOOO LONG TO MATURE. 9. ...MASCARA...THEY USUALLY RUN AT THE FIRST SIGN OF MOTION. 10. ...POPCORN...THEY SATISFY YOU, BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 11. ...SNOWSTORMS...YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE COMING, HOW ANY INCHES YOU'LL GET OR HOW LONG IT WILL LAST. 12. ...LAVA LAMPS...FUN TO LOOK AT, BUT NOT VERY BRIGHT. 13. ...PARKING SPOTS...ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN, THE REST ARE HANDICAPPED. HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED A GOOD LAUGH!

jaejewgo Ask me for a photo 150 posts  11/4/2008 6:16 pm

Hey, I'm offended! I'm sorta handicapped!!!! Oh wait, that's why I'm not taken...sh*t!