MEXICAN DICTIONARY
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BODYWASH: I can't go to the cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids. SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER. COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO! SODAS: My vieja has big tatas and SODAS her sister. JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!! JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem! TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how! HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back! BRIEF: Hey Homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF! JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to the store and JULY to me! Julyer!!! MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left! CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!! TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes. WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is! HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES. HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona. You scared me! HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up! Special Attention Law Enforcement: FRITO :After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go |
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11/5/2008 6:54 pm |
Juno, thesis berry berry phoney ;]
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