25 Signs You Have Grown Up
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9/17/2008 7:07 pm |
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “breakup.” 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.” 10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog “Science Diet” instead of McDonald’s leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at three in the morning would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A four dollar bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good shit.” 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.” 23. Ninety percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh shit what the hell happened?” Bonus:26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that it doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old ass. Have a beautiful day, Frenchguy. Song of the day: THE CULT "She sells sanctuary" |
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9/17/2008 8:11 pm |
LMAO!!! Stop writing about me, frenchy! 
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9/17/2008 8:12 pm |
OH no , what happened to me ? LOL  KORN 
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9/17/2008 8:22 pm |
FG...i think i fit into half of them already. 
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9/18/2008 8:49 am |
You got all the bases covered, including no. 26.
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9/18/2008 1:54 pm |
LMAO! That's some seriously funny shit, esp. no. 20! Where did u get this list?
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9/18/2008 7:16 pm |
hehe, I need to grow UP
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9/18/2008 10:48 pm |
Mademoiselle Fawn, Did i? Lol.
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9/18/2008 10:50 pm |
Senor Korn, Only Rock nd Roll will save us!!! LoL
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9/18/2008 10:51 pm |
DB, How are you? Nice... you're still a young rebel! Lol
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9/18/2008 10:52 pm |
Hey Confused, I knew you will be in the list with me... we can't hide anymore from the truth. lol
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9/18/2008 10:55 pm |
Jaejew, what's going on Buddy... yup. i'm afraid that most of the list reflect me at this time... lol I found this list longtime ago on some webpage... can't recall unfortunatly. (oh my... even my memory is diminushing)
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9/18/2008 10:56 pm |
Monsieur Pepe, you will be an eternal rebel... Lol. that's cool. keep the rythm!
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9/21/2008 7:46 pm |
Man, this guy knows me alittle toooooo well! On the flip side I haven't gotten hurt at rugby practice yet, but the season is young, we haven't had a match yet. Lance
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9/21/2008 11:57 pm |
Hey Lock, Good to see you Buddy. Have fun on the field... Take care.
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