ATM adventure...
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8/4/2008 7:32 am |
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. The customers using this new facility are subject to studies to ameliorate our service in the future. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine! 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find hand bag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake. Have a beautiful day, Frenchguy. Song of the day: PROTOTYPES "Je ne te connais pas" |
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8/4/2008 1:46 pm |
I am not like that. I am more of the guy when it comes to pulling money out of the ATM.  I've got more men leaving their ATM card in the machine. I would always be the Good Samaritan and park and enter the bank and return the card so they can terminate it.
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8/4/2008 5:52 pm |
Uh oh ... I think I'm a male!! 
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8/4/2008 7:09 pm |
French , did you get stuck behind someone like this ?  KORN 
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8/4/2008 9:13 pm |
Senor Korn, Yup... i got stuck today, early morning... LoL Beautiful day to you
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8/4/2008 9:17 pm |
DB, You are a good-natured person... no doubt. Maybe being a experienced shopper is helpfull when using the ATM... LoL Take care.
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8/4/2008 9:21 pm |
Mademoiselle Fawn, After reading your last blog (car wash) ... no, no, you can't be a man. Have a beautiful day.
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8/4/2008 9:23 pm |
< As always, this post is for fun. don't take it personally Girls... Well... maybe some of you.
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8/5/2008 5:10 pm |
 Ok, you got me. 
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8/6/2008 6:16 pm |
lmao...i have done #2 in female procedure
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8/9/2008 2:49 am |
...TnT, i'm so (not) surprised !!!! LoL Yup. it happens sometimes.
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8/10/2008 5:43 pm |
lol..did you hear about my latest fiasco where i scraped my undercarriage by going over a curve  and so now something scrapes under my car every time i dip in a ditch... but for the record, i am a great driver!!!
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