Life... finally explained ?
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5/29/2008 8:01 am |
On the first day, God created the dog and told him: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, i will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and i'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and told him: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, i'll give you a twenty-year life span' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty-years? That's pretty long time to perform. How about i give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and told him: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, i will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a though life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and i'll give back the other forty?' And once again, God agreed. On the fourth day, God created man and said to him: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, i'll give you twenty-years.' But man replied: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, AND the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?' 'Okay', said God, 'You asked for it' So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. Have a beautiful day Frenchguy. Song of the day : ELBOW "Grounds for divorce" "One day like this" - you have to listen this 2 songs... - |
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5/29/2008 11:00 am |
so the world goes around and turns ever so slowly... I guess I am at the forty year stage of life. kimberly
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5/29/2008 11:57 am |
FRENCHY... I love this!!!!!!!
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5/29/2008 1:34 pm |
LOL.... makes total sense... cept god gave women parts some other animals... Frenchy, it s really good to see you back writing blogs. Love, Pepe.
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5/29/2008 2:15 pm |
I am done with all the above!! Iz time for me to bark.. lol  2 songs .. a bonus! A beautiful day right back at you Mr. French
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5/29/2008 5:22 pm |
French... As Captain Spock so eloquently says, "LIVE LONG...AND PROSPER." "Only a few things are really important." -- Marie Dressler
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5/29/2008 5:26 pm |
So good to see your blogs again.  Mooooooooooo ..... 
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5/29/2008 6:33 pm |
fguy... good to know ur back..
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5/29/2008 7:45 pm |
so the world goes around and turns ever so slowly... I guess I am at the forty year stage of life. kimberly Yup, unfortunatly we have to go through it. Beautiful day to you
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5/29/2008 7:48 pm |
FRENCHY... I love this!!!!!!! i like this post too. How are you? Hope you had a great time with your BF have a beautiful day
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5/29/2008 7:51 pm |
LOL.... makes total sense... cept god gave women parts some other animals... Frenchy, it s really good to see you back writing blogs. Love, Pepe. Thanks for your welcome. Beautiful day to you
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5/29/2008 7:55 pm |
I am done with all the above!! Iz time for me to bark.. lol 2 songs .. a bonus! A beautiful day right back at you Mr. French Such a long time no see... Yep... i'm premature about barking LoL. I'm losing my european composure since being in LA (traffic is the main reason...) Hope everything is fine for you. Have A Beautiful Day
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5/29/2008 8:03 pm |
French... As Captain Spock so eloquently says, "LIVE LONG...AND PROSPER." Yes... i remember this expression. I want to thank you for your kind message. i will answer it. Have a beautiful day !
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5/29/2008 8:09 pm |
So good to see your blogs again. Mooooooooooo ..... :>Did you know that there is something sexy about cow ? LmaO (maybe the udder ? )And i had to wrote something, i was missing your comments... Beautiful day to you
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5/29/2008 8:12 pm |
fguy... good to know ur back.. Thanks for your welcome. Have a beautiful day
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5/29/2008 11:13 pm |
French, good one ! Glad to have ya back ! KORN
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5/30/2008 7:59 am |
French, good one ! Glad to have ya back ! Thanks Buddy... Glad to see you here too Have a beautiful day
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5/30/2008 10:58 am |
peuttie good ~  y r everyone saying good to have u back?? did u go somewhere??
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