Slow drivers
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frenchguy38
5/13/2008 11:32 am |
Slow drivers of the world, In case all the "middle fingers" and curse words coming your way on a daily basis didn't alert you, let me be a bit more clear : you are Obnoxious. And everyone hates you. I know, i know. It can be exciting to hum along to a Celine Dion song on that CD player... remembering how you saw her in Vegas last year. But for the love of all, can't you drive more than 22mph while you do so ? You're lilling me here. Dear slow drivers, you always pull the same "prank" with me. You emerge out of the Big Lots parking lot without looking and cut me off. You then proceed to drive slower than the blood through Jerry Lewis's veins, inevitably leaving me driving 15 mph under the speed limit mile after mile. And while i have your attention, dear idiot, divorced, rich (see divorced), Beverly hills woman driving the BMW/Lexus/Benz. at 55 mph in the fast lane on the highway, i hate to tell you... but you are such a loser. you are Queen Loser. Being french, i will create a parfum for you.., yeah, your cologne is Eau de Loser. If you were in the movie 300, your name will be Maximilia Loserus !!! If you were a vacuum, you had outperform the best Dyson with your own suckage... Slow drivers in the fast lane, you are a hazard to the road and you need to have your license checked. And for those old "bitc#es" who drive slowly, you losers should be driving a broke '85 Kia Spectra. Leave the good machinery to people who have a clue. So long. Beautiful day to all. Frenchguy Song of the day : IGGY POP "Highway song" |
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5/13/2008 1:48 pm |
It is amazing how 'common road courtesy' has disappeared completely. I always remember slower cars pulling over to the right to let you pass when I was younger. Now you get some nitwit in a Prius trying to get his 60 miles per gallon while driving 55 MPH on a 65 MPH Highway. Oblivious to the cars passing him on the right, and lined up behind him for miles. Or some Idiot in a huge SUV driving slow in the Fast Lane, slowing down everyone else. And don't even get me started on the Morons who talk on their cellphones while drifting into your lane at 60 MPH. MK
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5/13/2008 2:52 pm |
Hey mad, Agree with you... but as you give examples, the lack of "common sense" is something who really bother me. It's so easy in the US to get your driving license. Back then, when in France, i had to go through 40 hours (minimum) of classroom, 36 hours (minimum) of driving with an instructor and then, for the writting exam, a maximum of 6 errors out of 45 questions and 1 hour of driving to get my licence. Plus, it cost you at least 1800 $ just for the driving school. Just the money factor makes you a better student... LOL Beautiful day to you
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 5/13/2008 4:33 pm |
whew~ didn t think you had all that zesty temper in you mr. nice Frenchy... with that temper, you qualify to become an honorary Kyungsang Province Korean (notorious for hot temper, Pepe is from there).... you are sexy when you get mad, baby. Song of the Day --- "Wild Thang" -- Kinks
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5/13/2008 7:53 pm |
LOL, French, this is what I deal with every day for 10 hrs...I feel for ya. People don't know how to drive. Song of the day----"I can't drive 55 " Sammy Haggar  KORN 
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5/14/2008 12:29 am |
monsieur french, ahahahhahaha, i'm sooooooooooo with you!!! i really can't stand those OBNOXIOUSLY slow drivers on the fastest lane doing less than 55+... they just don't get it do they??? made my day!!! sabine
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5/14/2008 9:00 pm |
LMAO! Frenchy, when someone royally pisses you off, do you curse them in English or French? Song: "She Drives Me Crazy" - Fine Young Cannibals 
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5/15/2008 4:57 am |
Monsieur Pepe, LOL... yep, i'm usually a cool guy but it's so good to be piss off about something or... someone. You feel better after all.  And if i can bring sexy back at the same time... LOL Beautiful day to you
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5/15/2008 5:01 am |
Senor Korn, I hear you my man... I really sympathize. And you drive a big rig, it doesn't make things easier. We have some species from "out-there" on the road... LOL Have a beautiful day
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5/15/2008 5:04 am |
Miss Sabeene, How are you ? LoL... I knew you will understand me. You're one of us ! you're a renegade ! LoL Are you still pushing your honda to its limits ??? LoL. Beautiful day to you
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5/15/2008 5:13 am |
Miss Fawn !! LoL... People are surprised when i start to curse like a saylor. I'm quite easy-going most of the time. But when i'm really "into it", there is this kind of strange language coming from my dirty mouth... i start to mix english and french, usually people are more intrigue to understand my words than shock !! LoL even if i can be extremely explicit ... Have a beautiful day
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