Cow and politic...
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3/24/2008 1:16 am |
Socialism : you have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour. Communism : you have 2 cows, the state take both and gives you some milk. Fascism : you have 2 cows, the state take both and sells you some milk. Nazism : you have 2 cows, the state take both and shoots you. Capitalism : you have 2 cows, you sell one and buy a bull. your heird multiplies as the profit. you sell them and retire. Surrealism : you have 2 giraffes, the government requires you to take harmonica lessons. American corp. : you have 2 cows, sell one and force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. French corp. : you have 2 cows, you go on strike, organise a riot and blocks the roads. you want 3 cows. Japanese corp. : you have 2 cows. you redesign them so they are one-tenth the regular size and produce twenty times more. you create a clever cow cartoon called Cowkemon and Hello Cow ! Italian corp. : you have 2 cows but you don't know where they are, you decide to have lunch. Russian corp. : you have 2 cows, you count them and learn you have 5. you count again and learn you have 42 of them. you count again and learn you have 2 cows. you stop counting and open a new bottle of vodka. Chinese corp. : you have 2 cows. you have 300 people milking them, you claim full employement, high-productivity and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. British corp. : you have 2 cows. both are mad. Have a beautiful day, Frenchguy Song of the day : INFORMATION SOCIETY "What's on your mind (pure energy)" |
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3/24/2008 2:24 am |
French corp. : you have 2 cows, you go on strike, organise a riot and blocks the roads. you want 3 cows. So true..lol 
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3/24/2008 7:28 am |
"American corp. : you have 2 cows, sell one and force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead." Ahahahaha!!! Sounds like American idea of gender war, marriage and 'due benevolence' of men towards women. 'Cows' DO drop dead, you know: "Mommy give me this, Mommy give me that! Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!" Damn those American politics... Makes 'Mommy" exhausted!  "Only a few things are really important." -- Marie Dressler
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3/24/2008 9:50 am |
good stuff !! KORN
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3/24/2008 1:22 pm |
 I finally read it...well!! there is no Hawaiian cow or filipino cow
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3/24/2008 8:07 pm |
Hello Coucou, Believe me, this one was easy to write... LOL Luckily i'm not like this... reason why i'm living in the US ?? i guess so. Beautiful day to you PS: N'oublie pas de donner un coup de pied (au cul) aux secretaires qui t'enerves....
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3/24/2008 8:14 pm |
Hello Noni, Should i feel lucky that i'm not american ?  Noni, sorry you feel this way, Some men are quite good to share "couple duties" and responsabilities... as like me !! LOL Have a beautiful day,
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3/24/2008 8:16 pm |
Hey Korn, Did you get lost while taking this pic ??? -i doubt but, who knows ?- Beautiful day to you
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3/24/2008 8:18 pm |
Hello Ren !!! No, no, nothing about hawaiian or filip. cows... you're too nice Ren. Well, i didn't find anything to talk about frankly. Have a beautiful day.
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3/24/2008 11:47 pm |
frenchguy, you are just too funny... and have bit too much time on your hands...=p you should come out to silverlake more often...lol sabine
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3/25/2008 6:30 am |
so funny
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3/25/2008 1:14 pm |
Hello Miss Sabeene, how are you ? Well, i try to "maximize" my free time and write stupid blog... LOL I should be around Silverlake next week, i will let you know  Have a beautiful day,
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3/25/2008 1:15 pm |
Hello Straw, Glad you enjoy it... Beautiful day to you
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