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8/28/2008 8:50 am
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In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
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8 posts 9/11/2008 5:51 am |
I love women over 40, total cougars. 
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9/4/2008 8:12 pm |
i agree with DB i was gonna say the exact same thing lol~
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131 posts 9/2/2008 5:32 pm |
That witty old codger, he is right on that one. He needs to trim those eyebrows though, they are vicious!
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226 posts 9/1/2008 5:12 am |
oh boy 
And of course, any man who does not see he beauty of an older woman is truly a pig. 
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83 posts 8/29/2008 7:30 pm |
I am likewise a fan of women over 40, but maybe for a slightly different reason than Andy says.
Lance
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1364 posts 8/29/2008 1:27 pm |
Thanks for this blog. Now I found a good way to convince myself to be 40. lol

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1318 posts 8/28/2008 8:40 pm |
nice...
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188 posts 8/28/2008 6:41 pm |
Christine...
love it!!!! lol
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372 posts 8/28/2008 6:20 pm |
Older women rock as someone on this site once said.
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1330 posts 8/28/2008 4:45 pm |
hey shouldn t you concern yourself with MEN over 40 first?! lol235
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737 posts 8/28/2008 1:28 pm |
Such a good commentary... A. Rooney is right regarding older women.
 Have a beautiful day
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537 posts 8/28/2008 11:31 am |
  last statement was way 2 hilarious~~~~~
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549 posts 8/28/2008 11:09 am |
I'm a huge fan of Andy Rooney's closing commentaries and this one was no exception! LOL
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1731 posts 8/28/2008 9:27 am |
LOL ...very nice ! I LOVE older woman !! 
KORN
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