transformation  

3/26/2009 9:55 am Last Read: 3/28/2009 1:42 pm

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, ' Is my time up?' God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.' Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, lipo-suction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home she was hit and killed by a car. Arriving at God's pedestal she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that car?" God replied, " Girlllll, I didn't recognize you!"

Ilsaeng 179 posts  3/26/2009 1:14 pm

lol if you ain't been dancin' lately, don't blame your shoes